What Do You Get When You Type I Need Into The Tags..

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

i was watching this episode w my younger sibling and we both laughed so hard we almost cried the entire fucking time ify's feet were magnified

thats fucking peak comedy to me

amazing

[jester that just got kicked in the crotch] ah! my jesticles!

Mexico

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

oooo peenie brot me souuup

Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

Do you look in the mirror while naked and think "I'm hot"? Do you work out? Define "work out" as however you want.

Yes, I work out or used to work out

Yes, I don't work out

No, I work out or used to work out

No, I don't work out

I don't look in the mirror while naked

do you ever feel/experience something so deeply profound but are just unable to put the words to it

like trying to describe a dream