He Tian: Look, A Shooting Star! Quick, Make A Wish!

Tian: [kisses Mo's forehead]

Mo: You missed.

Tian: ...?

Mo:[Brings Tian down and kisses him on the lips]

Tian *pass away*

she li: *drowning*

he tian: i'd save him, but who i am to play god.

*tian and guan shan, watching harry potter and the half-blood prince together*

he tian: hey redhead, what do you think amortentia would smell like for you?

mo guan shan: i dunno… mom's pie probably. and yours?

he tian: you. mine would smell of you.

he tian: i want to wake up with you every morning.

mo guan shan: i get up at 6:00.

he tian: *covers his face*

mo guan shan: …forget what i said.

*3 months after they started living together*

he tian: ah, guan shan, now i have a plump tummy because of you. i need to exercise more to get back in shape.

mo guan shan, smiling: finally you eat normally and don't skip meals... you don't have to lose weight, tian. i love your smile more than the perfect body.

he tian: *almost crying*

i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss soon pls i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss  i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss i want tianshan to kiss

Jian: Tian is so in love, he has no basic common sense when it comes to you.

Mo: Not true.

Jian: Fine, let’s test it. Tell him you’re pregnant.

Mo: Fine. [Texts Tian "I’m pregnant"]

Tian, three hours later, with four shopping carts full of babies clothes: ... Wait.

HDJWKJDSKSKDIIS I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE IS LITTLE DEVIL TIAN IN THE BACKGROUND?!??!?

it seems to me that many has forgotten about this magnificent art💛

evil mo guan shan be like: dickchicken

sometimes guan shan wants to shove a tube of toothpaste up tian's ass. sometimes he actually tries. sometimes all of them, proponents of the «normal way of squeezing toothpaste», get together and complain about «these assholes» who «don't know how to use their hands». life is hard, he tian, jian yi and qiu ge are idiots.

and she li is... as usual, insane.