He Tian: I Want To Wake Up With You Every Morning.

zhan zheng xi: it’s a shame how fast our childhood has passed

jian yi: yeah, i mean, when was the last time any of us was just unconditionally happy and, i don’t know, blew bubbles?

he tian: i don’t think i ever did that but i did blow little mo like forty minutes ago in the bathroom. made us both really happy.

mo guan shan, blushing: s-shut up!

she li: *drowning*

he tian: i'd save him, but who i am to play god.

i still hope that one day there'll be a 19 days podfic

he tian: excuse me everyone, SEX! now that i have your attention...

mo guan shan: you don't have our attention.

he tian: MONEY!

mo guan shan: i'm listening.

jian yi: you had me at sex.

he tian: pervert.

zhan zheng xi: you have our attention just by screaming anything.

he tian: good to know. AAAAAAAAAAA

i hope it was oldxian's «other work» and now she'll take up on a 19 days new chapter🛐

and then mo pulls down his pants too:

Mo: Fuck you! I am done with you stupid shit!!

Tian: But, Mo... wait. I need to show you something

Mo: What!?

Tian *put his pants and show his underwear*

Mo:... Fuck you

Mo: Heh, dickhead you had a crush on me. That's so embarrassing

Tian: It isn't

Tian: I would never be embarrassed to admit to loving you

Mo *blush* : Chicken dick... You were supposed to say "we're married"

Tian: Yes, we are

if it was tian instead of jian yi, guan shan would really mean it.

Jian, reading a romance novel: Do you believe in true love?

Mo: I believe you’re a true pain in my ass.

mo guan shan: i have a headache.

he tian: i have a backache.

mo guan shan: i'll rub your back.

he tian: i'll give you head.

mo guan shan: what?

he tian: what?

jian yi: what if we call our band «this band», so every time someone asks “are you listening to this band?” no one will understand which band they're talking about?

he tian: this is your best idea, jian yi!

zhan zheng xi: why are you trying to make life difficult for other people?

mo guan shan: so... everyone will be confused because of the name, and we will lose potential fans and money?