If It Was Tian Instead Of Jian Yi, Guan Shan Would Really Mean It.

zhan zheng xi: *kisses jian yi's hand*

zhan zheng xi: happy one year, love.

jian yi: ...

jian yi: actually, i'm 20...

the owner actually showed up😳

mo guan shan: why do you have to be so tall?

he tian: would you like me on my knees?

mo guan shan: the fuck??

he tian: you want to fuck?

two yawning kittens has been spotted

he cheng: that redhead boy, his eyes are green, right?

he tian: no, they're amber, just like honey or resin glistening in the rays of sun.

he cheng: and when was the last time he smiled?

he tian: well, this morning guanshan was eating a sandwich and smiled very-very slightly, out of the corner of his lips.

he cheng: right... and when is my birthday?

he tian:

he cheng: when is my birthday, he tian? when, huh? WHEN?

he tian when mo comes into view: i'm dead. i think i'm dead! oh! time's going by really, really, really slow and my heart's beating backwards!

zhan zheng xi: ...

zhan zheng xi: what makes you think your heart's beating backwards?

he tian: well, normally it goes “goop boop” and and now it's going “boop gooooop, boop goooooooooooop”!

jian yi: xixi! he's really dying!!

zhan zheng xi: *disappointed silence*

he tian: i'm the responsible one in this relationship. mo guan shan: you literally just set the toaster on fire. he tian: and i take full responsibility for that.

i can't stop thinking about the first time he tian wakes up in mo's arms. for the first time, someone will take care of him after a nightmare, comfort and hug him. for the first time, he tian'll feel truly not alone, needed.

oldxian, please show us this moment.

i think in the future, every time mo guan shan gets sick, he tian will be overprotective and worried, because he will have flashbacks, as he cried all night next to redhead, trying to bring down the fever.