Two Yawning Kittens Has Been Spotted

he tian: how do i politely tell someone i want to fucking hit their face with a brick several times?

he cheng: one wishes to aquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edge object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

he tian: that was poetry!~

mo guan shan: that was a cry for therapy from both of you-

he tian: i'm the responsible one in this relationship. mo guan shan: you literally just set the toaster on fire. he tian: and i take full responsibility for that.

Tian: [kisses Mo's forehead]

Mo: You missed.

Tian: ...?

Mo:[Brings Tian down and kisses him on the lips]

Tian *pass away*

i was rereading 19 days for the hundredth time and noticed something...

we saw redhead's smile.

the evil one but anyway!

he cheng is a frequent guest at the police station, huh.

this is either because of work, or because he tian really often gets stuck there.

he tian: just be yourself! say something nice

mo guan shan: which one? i cant do both.

*he tian and mo guan shan snuglled up in bed*

he tian: *beams*

mo: what are you smiling at?

he tian: imagine, i wake up, and my husband turns out to be a man from my dreams!

mo guan shan, chuckling: you're disgusting. *kisses he tian*

sometimes i think that i'm too dependent on tianshan and 19 days in general.

then i see some art or fanfiction.

and i'm already repeating in my head "god, i love them so much. tianshan is the only thing that makes me happy"

he tian when mo comes into view: i'm dead. i think i'm dead! oh! time's going by really, really, really slow and my heart's beating backwards!

zhan zheng xi: ...

zhan zheng xi: what makes you think your heart's beating backwards?

he tian: well, normally it goes “goop boop” and and now it's going “boop gooooop, boop goooooooooooop”!

jian yi: xixi! he's really dying!!

zhan zheng xi: *disappointed silence*

after the fight