He Tian: I'm The Responsible One In This Relationship. Mo Guan Shan: You Literally Just Set The Toaster

he tian: guan shan and i don't use pet names.

jian yi: i see... what did your mum call you as a child?

he tian: she died when i was 4. i don't remember much.

jian yi: i see... :(

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jian yi: then... what do bee's do?

he tian: honey?

mo guan shan: what do you want, dickhead?

he tian is, like, on a completely different level. this man kissed his beloved one on the cheek, and boom, they're already married.

i still hope that one day there'll be a 19 days podfic

and then mo pulls down his pants too:

Mo: Fuck you! I am done with you stupid shit!!

Tian: But, Mo... wait. I need to show you something

Mo: What!?

Tian *put his pants and show his underwear*

Mo:... Fuck you

i don't wanna be with him, i wanna be like him.

he tian: how cute!

mo guan shan, petting a dog: yeah, who's a good boy?

he tian:

he tian: um, yeah. of course. the dog, mhm.

he tian: what the hell are you doing there?

mo guan shan, standing on the table: it's my place too! i can stand where i want!

he tian, sighing: where's the spider?

mo guan shan: ...near the fridge.

he tian: if my crush disagrees with me, i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.

mo guan shan: well, maybe you should have principles.

he tian: you're absolutely right. maybe i should.

he tian, tired after a long day at work: hey, guan shan, can you do that thing that makes me happy?

mo guan shan: *smiles*

he tian: yeah, thank you.