I Don't Wanna Be With Him, I Wanna Be Like Him.

two yawning kittens has been spotted

TianShan: Sex Gods

Official art by Old Xian

Yo, Old Xian be like, hey simps!!! go wild with your imagination. I wanna be honest tho, nothing beats nekkid cat Momo imo. Sadly, I can only post 10 heh but hey Tianshan really be oozing that sex appeal.

police, arresting he tian: everything you say will be held against you.

he tian: mo guan shan.

mo guan shan: i'm not worthy of a good life, i'm not worthy of having friends, i'm not worthy of you. i'm just a dumb piece of shit with an ugly face.

he tian: …

he tian: you know, little mo, you have 217 freckles only on your face, and i would give half my life to count all the others. i would give the other half to repeat to you every day how beautiful, kind, wonderful, incredible and amazing you are. i love you. and in a way you're right, because you're really stupid if you haven't figured it out by now.

mo guan shan, teaching he tian basic things: just pound the nail into the wall.

he tian: i'll pound you against the wall. shush.

accompany you. pt2.

*tian and guan shan, watching harry potter and the half-blood prince together*

he tian: hey redhead, what do you think amortentia would smell like for you?

mo guan shan: i dunno… mom's pie probably. and yours?

he tian: you. mine would smell of you.

I don’t understand, what do you mean this wasn’t the scene???

mo guan shan: so, what's for dinner?

he tian, staring at the food he just burnt: regret.

sometimes guan shan wants to shove a tube of toothpaste up tian's ass. sometimes he actually tries. sometimes all of them, proponents of the «normal way of squeezing toothpaste», get together and complain about «these assholes» who «don't know how to use their hands». life is hard, he tian, jian yi and qiu ge are idiots.

and she li is... as usual, insane.