Mo Guan Shan: Why Do You Have To Be So Tall?

mo guan shan: why do you have to be so tall?

he tian: would you like me on my knees?

mo guan shan: the fuck??

he tian: you want to fuck?

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Writing Help

General Tips

The purpose of writing

Important: only you can tell your stories

Every fanfiction genre has value

HOW TO STAY MOTIVATED!

Maintaining Motivation

Reasons to Keep Writing

Stretch your hands and fingers

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Sentence length matters!

Dialogue punctuation

Scene Checklist

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Descriptions between dialogue

3 dots in a sentence (Ellipsis)

Using adverbs

Using adjectives

Coming Outs

Commonly misused words & phrases

Words to Avoid

Flirting!

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World building through plot holes

Using context clues

Creating land

Government

Matriarchal society

Dystopia

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Resources for Describing Physical things

Alcoholic drinks & cocktails

KISS SCENES

Clothing references

Sewing sources (includes history of fashion)

Hair texture

Skin color/tone

Sword / Martial arts inspo

Character Development

Character development, agency, plot

Esk*mo is a slur

Naming characters

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Character sheets

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Making threats and the third option

Bartenders

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Russian names

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Regret / Remorse

Prompts/one-liners

Prompt masterlist

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Best friends to lovers

Mob Boss

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3 years ago

40-year-old he tian has a little tummy. he's still fit and in good shape, it's just that mo's cooking is too delicious to resist. and mo guan shan absolutely loves it, because tian's finally eating (and sleeping) normally.


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3 years ago

*tian and guan shan, watching harry potter and the half-blood prince together*

he tian: hey redhead, what do you think amortentia would smell like for you?

mo guan shan: i dunno… mom's pie probably. and yours?

he tian: you. mine would smell of you.


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3 years ago

catboy / catman

Catboy / Catman
Catboy / Catman

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3 years ago

mgs in the bathroom, furiously whispering: what're you doing, you idiot?!

*muffled sounds*

ht: what's wrong? i really need to kiss you.

mgs: my MUM is 10 meters away! she'll hear EVERYTHI-

*long 5 minutes of agressive kissing*

mgs: i hate you. you're the worst.

ht: i love you too, momo.

mrs mo in the kitchen: am i a joke to you?


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2 years ago

I did my waiting! Twelve years of it, in Azkaban!

I did My waiting! Twelve years of It, in Azkaban!

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2 years ago

jian yi: someone's trying to kill me, it could be anyone!

zhan zheng xi, concerned: do you have any suspects?

jian yi: no, it could be anyone!

zhan zheng xi: i mean not necessarily, it’d just have to be someone you pissed off.

mo guan shan & he tian: no, no, jian is right, it could be anyone.


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2 years ago

mo guan shan: you're annoying.

he tian: then stop holding my hand.

mo guan shan: shut up.


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3 years ago

he tian: little mo, did you know that 0.3 seconds of eye contact is enough for a person to feel attracted to someone or fall in love with them?

mo guan shan: this is complete bullshit.

he tian: well, it's only been 15 seconds, and i'm not just in love with you anymore, i love you more than anything in the world, you're my sun, the only ray of light in the darkness of my life. so it's true.


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