Mo Guan Shan: You're Annoying.

he tian: little mo, did you know that 0.3 seconds of eye contact is enough for a person to feel attracted to someone or fall in love with them?

mo guan shan: this is complete bullshit.

he tian: well, it's only been 15 seconds, and i'm not just in love with you anymore, i love you more than anything in the world, you're my sun, the only ray of light in the darkness of my life. so it's true.

jian yi: gay panic

zhan zheng xi: hidden gay panic

he tian: protective mode

mo guan shan: self-concious, but loved

we all know that little mo has a praise kink, right?? he tian knows for sure, because apparently he also has a kink on mo's praise kink.

he tian: do you have two tongues in your mouth? mo guan shan: no. he tian: do you want to?

mgs in the bathroom, furiously whispering: what're you doing, you idiot?!

*muffled sounds*

ht: what's wrong? i really need to kiss you.

mgs: my MUM is 10 meters away! she'll hear EVERYTHI-

*long 5 minutes of agressive kissing*

mgs: i hate you. you're the worst.

ht: i love you too, momo.

mrs mo in the kitchen: am i a joke to you?

he tian: if i say i love you, will you say it back?

mo guan shan: yes.

he tian: i love you.

mo guan shan: it back.

jian yi: does anyone know why tian is crying?

i still hope that one day there'll be a 19 days podfic

he tian when mo comes into view: i'm dead. i think i'm dead! oh! time's going by really, really, really slow and my heart's beating backwards!

zhan zheng xi: ...

zhan zheng xi: what makes you think your heart's beating backwards?

he tian: well, normally it goes “goop boop” and and now it's going “boop gooooop, boop goooooooooooop”!

jian yi: xixi! he's really dying!!

zhan zheng xi: *disappointed silence*

he tian: i wanna fuck you.

mo guan shan: you're already fucking my brains out every day.