He Tian: Do You Have Two Tongues In Your Mouth? Mo Guan Shan: No. He Tian: Do You Want To?

he tian: just be yourself! say something nice

mo guan shan: which one? i cant do both.

i hope it was oldxian's «other work» and now she'll take up on a 19 days new chapter🛐

he tian: what are you thinking about?

mo guan shan: nothing special, just dreaming...

mo's dreams:

tianshan are literally:

he tian: can i pat it?

mo guan shan, holding a cat: yes.

he tian, patting mo: oww, so cute.

jian yi: what if we call our band «this band», so every time someone asks “are you listening to this band?” no one will understand which band they're talking about?

he tian: this is your best idea, jian yi!

zhan zheng xi: why are you trying to make life difficult for other people?

mo guan shan: so... everyone will be confused because of the name, and we will lose potential fans and money?

jian yi: xixi!! i have a gift for you!

zhan zheng xi: oh, you didn't have to-

zhan zheng xi: jesus christ.

jian yi: no, it's shrek.

me: constantly updating ox's weibo page since friday

page: stays the same

me: huh :( mighty oldxian abandoned us

*doorbell rings*

he tian: oh no oh shit fuck fuck fuck, i forgot to defrost the chicken! okay google, how to defrost the chicken in 5 seconds? oh my god, i'm in deep shit! what should i do? oh no, guan shan will kill me!

He Tian would buy kitchen fornitures based on how Mo would look like bent on them. Like even the height of the table, the material, the roughness of it's shape. I feel like it would be the only help he could give to house shopping. Mo's having a tough time getting railed on a too high counter? He must change that. Mo's getting stung and scratches on the top of his tighs because of the sharpness of that table? He must throw that away and buy a soft edged one. It will be like that sometimes. (I hope it's understandable, English's not my first XO)

We are slowly falling apart 🎃🖤

Hey guys, I try a lot new stuff 🖤🎃🍁 what do you think?