He Tian Would Buy Kitchen Fornitures Based On How Mo Would Look Like Bent On Them. Like Even The Height

me: constantly updating ox's weibo page since friday

page: stays the same

me: huh :( mighty oldxian abandoned us

mgs in the bathroom, furiously whispering: what're you doing, you idiot?!

*muffled sounds*

ht: what's wrong? i really need to kiss you.

mgs: my MUM is 10 meters away! she'll hear EVERYTHI-

*long 5 minutes of agressive kissing*

mgs: i hate you. you're the worst.

ht: i love you too, momo.

mrs mo in the kitchen: am i a joke to you?

mo guan shan: *crying*

he tian: what happaned!? did somebody hurt you? tell me, i swear i'm gonna kill them-

mo guan shan: i'm just cutting onions.

he tian, at night: listen here, you stupid onion-

are there any voice actors or people who voice fanfiction? I beg you, voice one tianshan work! just one! the whole 19 days fandom will bow at your feet.

he tian: i need to lose some weight. you've spoiled me, redhead.

mo guan shan: fuck no *cooks 10 times more*

40-year-old he tian has a little tummy. he's still fit and in good shape, it's just that mo's cooking is too delicious to resist. and mo guan shan absolutely loves it, because tian's finally eating (and sleeping) normally.

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he tian: how cute!

mo guan shan, petting a dog: yeah, who's a good boy?

he tian:

he tian: um, yeah. of course. the dog, mhm.

they don't have enough money for pants in size, it's so sad :( two poor little meow meows

*he tian and mo guan shan snuglled up in bed*

he tian: *beams*

mo: what are you smiling at?

he tian: imagine, i wake up, and my husband turns out to be a man from my dreams!

mo guan shan, chuckling: you're disgusting. *kisses he tian*