You Want Venom To Be Rated R So He Can Graphically Kill People On Screen, I Want Venom To Be Rated R

evil mo guan shan be like: dickchicken

i understand your anticipation, but I'm almost sure that in the next chapter they won't pierce mo guan shan's ear because they don't have an earring. they could have gone to the store, but redhead's in such a terrible state right now... he tian simply won't let him go.

*texting*

zhan zheng xi: you're cute.

jian yi: aww tysm

zhan zheng xi: i don't have autism.

*3 months after they started living together*

he tian: ah, guan shan, now i have a plump tummy because of you. i need to exercise more to get back in shape.

mo guan shan, smiling: finally you eat normally and don't skip meals... you don't have to lose weight, tian. i love your smile more than the perfect body.

he tian: *almost crying*

he cheng, in the coldest voice: so you're banging my brother.

mo, uncertain: yeah…

he cheng: thank god. now he's your problem. i'm done here.

she li: *drowning*

he tian: i'd save him, but who i am to play god.

there are 2 types of couples:

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

he tian: if my crush disagrees with me, i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.

mo guan shan: well, maybe you should have principles.

he tian: you're absolutely right. maybe i should.

he tian: when i die my tombstone won’t say “RIP” it’ll say “VIP”.

mo guan shan: that’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you.

he tian: yeah, the throne.