He Tian: When I Die My Tombstone Won’t Say “RIP” It’ll Say “VIP”.

i think oldxian is planning to rip out our hearts and make us howl in pain on christmas eve. we have to be prepared for tian's leaving... so cruel (ಥ﹏ಥ)

mo guan shan: you're annoying.

he tian: then stop holding my hand.

mo guan shan: shut up.

he tian knows perfectly well that guan shan is afraid of the public and cares about opinion of others, but still hugs him on the street. it's not because he's indifferent to mo's feelings, he just needs some tenderness and help himself. those bags under tian's eyes and chapped lips... he tries to smile for the redhead, but he's still exhausted. the moment guan shan steps out of his apartment, he tian will break down.

mo guan shan: i hate seeing you like this.

he tian: like what?

mo guan shan: in person.

he tian: guan shan and i don't use pet names.

jian yi: i see... what did your mum call you as a child?

he tian: she died when i was 4. i don't remember much.

jian yi: i see... :(

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jian yi: then... what do bee's do?

he tian: honey?

mo guan shan: what do you want, dickhead?

qiu ge sucking he cheng off in this mask... head empty, no thoughts.

he tian: just be yourself! say something nice

mo guan shan: which one? i cant do both.

Tian: [kisses Mo's forehead]

Mo: You missed.

Tian: ...?

Mo:[Brings Tian down and kisses him on the lips]

Tian *pass away*

operator: 911 what's your emergency?

jian yi: hey man, yeah, see i'm cooking something here. i was wondering how much trouble you could get in for uh, meth.

operator: and you called the police to ask how. illegal the meth is?

jian yi: well yeah, i figured if anyone would know, it'd be you guys?

operator: *types on keyboard*

operator: is that jian yi of *address*

jian yi: no, uh... jian yi is not here right now can i take a message?

operator: the police are on their way, jian yi.

jian yi: aw, shit, nuts, i mean, yeah that's fine, cause nothing's wrong here, exept me cooking some meth, aw double nuts i sad it again.

operator: see you soon, jian yi.

jian yi: alright, it was great talking to you.

operator: it was great talking to you too.