He Cheng, In The Coldest Voice: So You're Banging My Brother.

in the christmas special mo guan shan will have deja vu: he tian takes him home, undresses him and puts him to bed, just like that night. then it was only the beginning of their relatioship and they were a bit clumsy and shy, just learning to love and do things right.

and this evening, after so many years apart, feels almost the same. they're awkward again and not sure how to behave around each other. but it's not a return to the start, just a new chapter in their relatioship. a continuation of a long love story.

mo guan shan: i have a headache.

he tian: i have a backache.

mo guan shan: i'll rub your back.

he tian: i'll give you head.

mo guan shan: what?

he tian: what?

*3 months after they started living together*

he tian: ah, guan shan, now i have a plump tummy because of you. i need to exercise more to get back in shape.

mo guan shan, smiling: finally you eat normally and don't skip meals... you don't have to lose weight, tian. i love your smile more than the perfect body.

he tian: *almost crying*

he tian: how do i politely tell someone i want to fucking hit their face with a brick several times?

he cheng: one wishes to aquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edge object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

he tian: that was poetry!~

mo guan shan: that was a cry for therapy from both of you-

TianShan: Sex Gods

Official art by Old Xian

Yo, Old Xian be like, hey simps!!! go wild with your imagination. I wanna be honest tho, nothing beats nekkid cat Momo imo. Sadly, I can only post 10 heh but hey Tianshan really be oozing that sex appeal.

drunk he tian: *crying*

mo guan shan: hey, asshole, why do you look so fucked up?

he tian: you know, little mo, i have a dream, and so often it seems to me that it will never come true.

mo guan shan: what kind of dream is this if you can't make it happen?

he tian: i want you to wanna kiss me so bad that you don't even ask. or ask. it doesn't really matter. i just want you to wanna kiss me. i want you to love me. i want to be with you. but... you don't want to. so now i'm drunk and crying.

mo guan shan: i can't fucking believe it. did you ask me, huh? maybe... maybe i want to, too.

he tian: well... no? do you wanna kiss me?

mo guan shan: fuck yeah.

he tian: *crying even more while they're kissing*

he tian: i have a confession.

mo guan shan: ?

he tian: you know all those times you let me snuggle with you in bed after nightmares? um, half the time those nightmares were just an excuse to sleep next to you...

mo guan shan: that's terrible.

he tian: i'm sorry-

mo guan shan: you know you don't have to pretend to sleep with me. next time, just lie down next to me.

Words to describe facial expressions

Absent: preoccupied 

Agonized: as if in pain or tormented

Alluring: attractive, in the sense of arousing desire

Appealing: attractive, in the sense of encouraging goodwill and/or interest

Beatific: blissful

Black: angry or sad, or hostile

Bleak: hopeless

Blinking: surprise, or lack of concern

Blithe: carefree, lighthearted, or heedlessly indifferent

Brooding: anxious and gloomy

Bug eyed: frightened or surprised

Chagrined: humiliated or disappointed

Cheeky: cocky, insolent

Cheerless: sad

Choleric: hot-tempered, irate

Darkly: with depressed or malevolent feelings

Deadpan: expressionless, to conceal emotion or heighten humor

Despondent: depressed or discouraged

Doleful: sad or afflicted

Dour: stern or obstinate

Dreamy: distracted by daydreaming or fantasizing

Ecstatic: delighted or entranced

Faint: cowardly, weak, or barely perceptible

Fixed: concentrated or immobile

Gazing: staring intently

Glancing: staring briefly as if curious but evasive

Glazed: expressionless due to fatigue or confusion

Grim: fatalistic or pessimistic

Grave: serious, expressing emotion due to loss or sadness

Haunted: frightened, worried, or guilty

Hopeless: depressed by a lack of encouragement or optimism

Hostile: aggressively angry, intimidating, or resistant

Hunted: tense as if worried about pursuit

Jeering: insulting or mocking

Languid: lazy or weak

Leering: sexually suggestive

Mild: easygoing

Mischievous: annoyingly or maliciously playful

Pained: affected with discomfort or pain

Peering: with curiosity or suspicion

Peeved: annoyed

Pleading: seeking apology or assistance

Quizzical: questioning or confused

Radiant: bright, happy

Sanguine: bloodthirsty, confident

Sardonic: mocking

Sour: unpleasant

Sullen: resentful

Vacant: blank or stupid looking

Wan: pale, sickly

Wary: cautious or cunning

Wide eyed: frightened or surprised

Withering: devastating

Wrathful: indignant or vengeful

Wry: twisted or crooked to express cleverness or a dark or ironic feeling

i don't wanna be with him, i wanna be like him.

he tian: i'd kill for you.

mo guan shan: ok cool.

he tian: ask me to kill for you.

mo guan shan: erm...