Zhan Zheng Xi: It’s A Shame How Fast Our Childhood Has Passed

mo guan shan: so, what's for dinner?

he tian, staring at the food he just burnt: regret.

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he tian: if my crush disagrees with me, i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.

mo guan shan: well, maybe you should have principles.

he tian: you're absolutely right. maybe i should.

zhan zheng xi: *kisses jian yi's hand*

zhan zheng xi: happy one year, love.

jian yi: ...

jian yi: actually, i'm 20...

mo guan shan: i've no idea how it happened, but he tian and i know each other so well that we finish-

he tian: each other's sentences.

mo guan shan: don't interrupt me.

he tian: little mo, did you know that 0.3 seconds of eye contact is enough for a person to feel attracted to someone or fall in love with them?

mo guan shan: this is complete bullshit.

he tian: well, it's only been 15 seconds, and i'm not just in love with you anymore, i love you more than anything in the world, you're my sun, the only ray of light in the darkness of my life. so it's true.

actually, this is not true. he tian'd never mention his beloved husband's name to the police.

police, arresting he tian: everything you say will be held against you.

he tian: mo guan shan.

mo guan shan: you're annoying.

he tian: then stop holding my hand.

mo guan shan: shut up.

besties

he tian: i'd kill for you.

mo guan shan: ok cool.

he tian: ask me to kill for you.

mo guan shan: erm...