i am 99% sure that guan shan snores. just a little, it's more like a loud breathing, but tian still constantly teases him about it.
drunk he tian: *crying*
mo guan shan: hey, asshole, why do you look so fucked up?
he tian: you know, little mo, i have a dream, and so often it seems to me that it will never come true.
mo guan shan: what kind of dream is this if you can't make it happen?
he tian: i want you to wanna kiss me so bad that you don't even ask. or ask. it doesn't really matter. i just want you to wanna kiss me. i want you to love me. i want to be with you. but... you don't want to. so now i'm drunk and crying.
mo guan shan: i can't fucking believe it. did you ask me, huh? maybe... maybe i want to, too.
he tian: well... no? do you wanna kiss me?
mo guan shan: fuck yeah.
he tian: *crying even more while they're kissing*
are there any voice actors or people who voice fanfiction? I beg you, voice one tianshan work! just one! the whole 19 days fandom will bow at your feet.
jian yi: xixi!! i have a gift for you!
zhan zheng xi: oh, you didn't have to-
zhan zheng xi: jesus christ.
jian yi: no, it's shrek.
*he tian and mo guan shan are talking to each other*
jian yi: i hate to admit this out-loud, but they're really cute together.
zhan zheng xi: yes, they are.
jian yi: i'd put them in a boat.
zhan zheng xi: …you mean you ship them?
jian yi: yeah…
HDJWKJDSKSKDIIS I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE IS LITTLE DEVIL TIAN IN THE BACKGROUND?!??!?
it seems to me that many has forgotten about this magnificent art💛
guan shan fell asleep thinking about tian's words.
he tian: just be yourself! say something nice
mo guan shan: which one? i cant do both.
he tian: no emotions, life is shitty.
mo guan shan: yo, chicken dick.
he tian: many emotions, life is amazing.
he tian: i wanna fuck you.
mo guan shan: you're already fucking my brains out every day.