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every single person who reblogs this

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Tower of God

OMGGGGGG TOWER OF GOD IS AMAZINGGGG AHHHHHH I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD SELL MY SOUL FOR KHUN AND BAM RIGHT!?!?!

Newsies as MORE stupid things my friends and I did in college

Finch: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

Elmer: It’s a choice that benefits me, I don’t see what your problem is.

Albert: But if you do that he’s going to win???

Elmer: Not necessarily! He’s not going to win immediately, so it’s not like the rest of us don’t have a chance. And I’m making a choice that gives me a chance to win. Isn’t that how you play the game?

Finch: No, you’re helping him win!!!

Elmer: It’s a mutually beneficial move! Is that not how you play?

Albert: You don’t make moves that will help someone else win!

Elmer: I’m just worried about myself! I’m trying to help myself win!

Finch: But you’re helping him!!!

Elmer: I don’t care!!!

Race: Hey, I’m not complaining here.

Albert: You don’t get a say here! You’re already winning, and this is basically going to seal your victory!

Elmer: Guys, it’s just a game.

Finch: BUT YOU’RE HELPING HIM WIN!!!

Crutchie: See, this is why I don’t play Monopoly.

Elmer: Yeah, I think I’m done...

*****

Mush: *has a silent panic attack for almost an hour in creative writing class during a stream-of-consciousness writing exercise in a dark room with intense music*

*****

((After knowing each other for less than two weeks))

Elmer: Hey, JoJo?

JoJo: Yeah?

Elmer: You know how I watched an episode of Supernatural with some of the guys earlier?

JoJo: ... Yeah?

Elmer: Um... So now I’m really scared with the lights off. Can, uh... Can I sleep on the floor next to your bed?

JoJo: ...

JoJo: I guess...

*****

Finch: *walks half of the way from the dining hall to the dorm doing a C-3P0 walk and impression*

*****

Elmer: *catches a glimpse of a fake coyote out of the corner of his eye and scares himself*

*****

Jack: Hey, watch this. *Plays Star Wars theme song*

((thirty seconds later, there’s a knock on the bathroom door between rooms))

Davey: Come in!

Elmer: *pokes head into room* Are you guys watching Star Wars?

*****

Crutchie: *walking down the hall from the laundry room*

JoJo, Mike, and Ike: *sitting in the hall working on homework/studying*

JoJo: *looks up from textbook* What’s that noise?

Mike: What noise?

Ike: That clicking noise? Yeah, what is it?

Mike: Crutchie, is that you?

Crutchie: Oh... yeah... I creak when I walk.

BTS fantasy headcanons 4/7

Hoseok (Hobi)

Fourth member to be recruited into BTS coven

Raps with Yoongi

A literal ray of sunshine

Changes colour of EVERYTHING he can…

Has so much fun in Yoongi’s lab

Like. 

Yoongi has a laboratory that he and Joonie built.

Everyone goes into it

Hobi loves the lab bit...there he experiments endlessly with the chemistry and science

If he’s not there

He’s probably watching romantic movies with the makanes

A sprite (asian)

When caught for 7 days. They bring good luck (going over limit causes permanent BAD luck)

The BTS coven just keep him in a super big cage

It’s not even a cage, it’s like a mini mansion located inside the BTS coven mansion.

The maknaes move the TV nearer to the cage just for that week so they can have movie nights

Super interested in mundane things

Loves Harry Potter

Likes his accessories 

There’s usually an explosion per day coming out of his “Sunshine Lab”

In which Hobi usually emerges drenched in colour

Jin immediately dumps a bucket of water on him and tells him to “go dry” in the sun

Hobi is working on a “Sope” (his and Suga’s ship name) that the members can use…

Occasionally changes the water colour in the bathroom so that the members shower in green, red, purple or blue water..there are a plethora of colours of course

Sometimes he will just change the lighting in the house itself so members (especially Yoongi) wake up to rainbows dancing across the room

“JUNG HOSEOK WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!”

Yeah that’s probably Yoongi…

Hobi will also put some cute lil fairy lights in his lab...don’t ask me how they don’t get damaged

Also slips little chocolate bars under Yoongi’s door when he’s working late to show him someone cares

SPAMS hardcore

Fascinated with mundane technology

“Wait so only one type of phone can bend...even then it’s not able to bend except in the middle? Wicked!”

I mean, after being used to Tae’s super high tech that he installed in BTS coven, it’s no wonder they marvel at mundane tec

Sweet tooth and softie for Jin’s cakes, brownies etc

Smile is so beautiful like it legit a heart

HIP HOP DANCE

BTS fantasy headcanons 2/7

HEADCANONS

Namjoon

Wolf shapshifter

Super clumsy

Poor thing breaks EVERYTHING he touches.

Yoongi is the assigned fixer of everything he breaks

DIMPLESSSSS <3

Jin legit spends half an hour poking them….

Tae likes to try and put stuff in the dimples… *shrug

Hobi changed his hair colour to blue :’D

LOVES his books...don’t even get him started

MASSIVE library full of every single book you could think of

There’s even a guide to changing hair colour via light energy…

So THAT’S how Hobi knows about changing hair colour….

Loves potions..idk how he doesn’t break the cauldron

Made a special seasoning for Jin...Jin cried

Father of the maknaes

So kind...extremely gentle and nice

Has a very dominating leadership side of him

(don’t mess with him)

(his wolf form is at least twice the size of normal wolves…)

Is grey and white in wolf form with icy blue eyes..they are very piercing 

Likes his hermit crab ...it’s called Clematis (his birth flower)

Clem is the hermit crab’s nickname :)

Ok but Joon would totally have a hoard of scarves

He would also adore Hagrid (refer to Taehyung’s headcanon)

Joon loves the fall weather and like to roam around in his wolf form and scare the maknaes

Snowball fights!

Calm and diplomatic, you can count on Joon to calm any other members down when they are angry (especially Yoongs)

Cuddles with all members!

Yoongi’s confidante and vise versa

Has a crystal dangly thingo that Hobi gave him

Super invested in Yoongi’s potion book

Legit got given a potions book for his bday by Yoongi

Decides to continue to steal Yoongi’s book anyway.

“JoOn I sWeAr If YoU sTeAl My BoOk OnE mOrE tImE”

Has mullet :)

SWEATERS THO (I lowkey think he would LOVE them :)

Also likes popcorn

Probs plays piano with Yoongi at times for fun

“Joon STOP pressing two keys at once I-”

Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge. You never ever have to convince someone to do the work to be ready. There is more extraordinary love, more love that you have never seen, out here in this wide and wild universe. And there is the love that will be ready.

Nayyirah Waheed (via quotemadness)

I lost my best friend 3 years ago- not lost as in dead but lost as in we only text each other on our birthdays now. Movies and books don't tell you that a friendship dying is like the sinking of a ship, you try to get higher and higher and hold onto the rails and unanswered texts, the captain tries to steer it to safety and salvage pieces of two broken hearts until you're left with memories of what once was. We were friends for a decade and knew each other's diaries by heart, I still remember her phone number and the way she took her coffee. Seeing her in streets is like breathing in a scent you forgot you knew but it immediately takes you back to a summer in '07.

Movies and books also don't tell you that friendships don't just end after one fight or incident, it's like the rusting of a bridge, the slow decay of flesh and bones and secrets. It took weeks, months- until one day I woke up and I realized I hadn't thought of her in a while. And I wrote a poem that day and I titled it 'The dying of a best friend' and I put all my love for her in a tiny box with my half of the matching pendant of a dolphin we had and stored them in a corner of my heart under the heading Grief. Where else can one hide unspent love?

It's been 3 years since I lost my best friend, lost as in I still carry our secrets in a tiny box but we only text each other on our birthdays.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

Edit: here's the visualizer for this piece

I’ve just started this really random thing of binging webtoons. If anyone has suggestions feel free to tell me! 

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“Maybe it’s cherry blossoms, and this winter will be over” - Spring Day