Newsies As MORE Stupid Things My Friends And I Did In College

Newsies as MORE stupid things my friends and I did in college

Finch: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?

Elmer: It’s a choice that benefits me, I don’t see what your problem is.

Albert: But if you do that he’s going to win???

Elmer: Not necessarily! He’s not going to win immediately, so it’s not like the rest of us don’t have a chance. And I’m making a choice that gives me a chance to win. Isn’t that how you play the game?

Finch: No, you’re helping him win!!!

Elmer: It’s a mutually beneficial move! Is that not how you play?

Albert: You don’t make moves that will help someone else win!

Elmer: I’m just worried about myself! I’m trying to help myself win!

Finch: But you’re helping him!!!

Elmer: I don’t care!!!

Race: Hey, I’m not complaining here.

Albert: You don’t get a say here! You’re already winning, and this is basically going to seal your victory!

Elmer: Guys, it’s just a game.

Finch: BUT YOU’RE HELPING HIM WIN!!!

Crutchie: See, this is why I don’t play Monopoly.

Elmer: Yeah, I think I’m done...

*****

Mush: *has a silent panic attack for almost an hour in creative writing class during a stream-of-consciousness writing exercise in a dark room with intense music*

*****

((After knowing each other for less than two weeks))

Elmer: Hey, JoJo?

JoJo: Yeah?

Elmer: You know how I watched an episode of Supernatural with some of the guys earlier?

JoJo: ... Yeah?

Elmer: Um... So now I’m really scared with the lights off. Can, uh... Can I sleep on the floor next to your bed?

JoJo: ...

JoJo: I guess...

*****

Finch: *walks half of the way from the dining hall to the dorm doing a C-3P0 walk and impression*

*****

Elmer: *catches a glimpse of a fake coyote out of the corner of his eye and scares himself*

*****

Jack: Hey, watch this. *Plays Star Wars theme song*

((thirty seconds later, there’s a knock on the bathroom door between rooms))

Davey: Come in!

Elmer: *pokes head into room* Are you guys watching Star Wars?

*****

Crutchie: *walking down the hall from the laundry room*

JoJo, Mike, and Ike: *sitting in the hall working on homework/studying*

JoJo: *looks up from textbook* What’s that noise?

Mike: What noise?

Ike: That clicking noise? Yeah, what is it?

Mike: Crutchie, is that you?

Crutchie: Oh... yeah... I creak when I walk.

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