Finch: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?
Elmer: It’s a choice that benefits me, I don’t see what your problem is.
Albert: But if you do that he’s going to win???
Elmer: Not necessarily! He’s not going to win immediately, so it’s not like the rest of us don’t have a chance. And I’m making a choice that gives me a chance to win. Isn’t that how you play the game?
Finch: No, you’re helping him win!!!
Elmer: It’s a mutually beneficial move! Is that not how you play?
Albert: You don’t make moves that will help someone else win!
Elmer: I’m just worried about myself! I’m trying to help myself win!
Finch: But you’re helping him!!!
Elmer: I don’t care!!!
Race: Hey, I’m not complaining here.
Albert: You don’t get a say here! You’re already winning, and this is basically going to seal your victory!
Elmer: Guys, it’s just a game.
Finch: BUT YOU’RE HELPING HIM WIN!!!
Crutchie: See, this is why I don’t play Monopoly.
Elmer: Yeah, I think I’m done...
*****
Mush: *has a silent panic attack for almost an hour in creative writing class during a stream-of-consciousness writing exercise in a dark room with intense music*
*****
((After knowing each other for less than two weeks))
Elmer: Hey, JoJo?
JoJo: Yeah?
Elmer: You know how I watched an episode of Supernatural with some of the guys earlier?
JoJo: ... Yeah?
Elmer: Um... So now I’m really scared with the lights off. Can, uh... Can I sleep on the floor next to your bed?
JoJo: ...
JoJo: I guess...
*****
Finch: *walks half of the way from the dining hall to the dorm doing a C-3P0 walk and impression*
*****
Elmer: *catches a glimpse of a fake coyote out of the corner of his eye and scares himself*
*****
Jack: Hey, watch this. *Plays Star Wars theme song*
((thirty seconds later, there’s a knock on the bathroom door between rooms))
Davey: Come in!
Elmer: *pokes head into room* Are you guys watching Star Wars?
*****
Crutchie: *walking down the hall from the laundry room*
JoJo, Mike, and Ike: *sitting in the hall working on homework/studying*
JoJo: *looks up from textbook* What’s that noise?
Mike: What noise?
Ike: That clicking noise? Yeah, what is it?
Mike: Crutchie, is that you?
Crutchie: Oh... yeah... I creak when I walk.
The world is wearying but // We can steal these moments
Sea caption with a few quotes made by yours truly ;)
i tried don’t come at me!
It's a tough world, but at least I have you. At least you are my bestfriend
HEADCANONS
Namjoon
Wolf shapshifter
Super clumsy
Poor thing breaks EVERYTHING he touches.
Yoongi is the assigned fixer of everything he breaks
DIMPLESSSSS <3
Jin legit spends half an hour poking them….
Tae likes to try and put stuff in the dimples… *shrug
Hobi changed his hair colour to blue :’D
LOVES his books...don’t even get him started
MASSIVE library full of every single book you could think of
There’s even a guide to changing hair colour via light energy…
So THAT’S how Hobi knows about changing hair colour….
Loves potions..idk how he doesn’t break the cauldron
Made a special seasoning for Jin...Jin cried
Father of the maknaes
So kind...extremely gentle and nice
Has a very dominating leadership side of him
(don’t mess with him)
(his wolf form is at least twice the size of normal wolves…)
Is grey and white in wolf form with icy blue eyes..they are very piercing
Likes his hermit crab ...it’s called Clematis (his birth flower)
Clem is the hermit crab’s nickname :)
Ok but Joon would totally have a hoard of scarves
He would also adore Hagrid (refer to Taehyung’s headcanon)
Joon loves the fall weather and like to roam around in his wolf form and scare the maknaes
Snowball fights!
Calm and diplomatic, you can count on Joon to calm any other members down when they are angry (especially Yoongs)
Cuddles with all members!
Yoongi’s confidante and vise versa
Has a crystal dangly thingo that Hobi gave him
Super invested in Yoongi’s potion book
Legit got given a potions book for his bday by Yoongi
Decides to continue to steal Yoongi’s book anyway.
“JoOn I sWeAr If YoU sTeAl My BoOk OnE mOrE tImE”
Has mullet :)
SWEATERS THO (I lowkey think he would LOVE them :)
Also likes popcorn
Probs plays piano with Yoongi at times for fun
“Joon STOP pressing two keys at once I-”
people with bad taste are always like “yurr hurr The Beach is about zuko and mai and how they’re a great couple” while intellectuals know that Actually The Beach is about mining any and all of the untapped friendship potential of this striking exchange
The Tower of God fandom is legit one of the best fandoms in the world fight me.
Reblog if you enjoy theatre.
Any musical.
Any straight play.
If there is a single one you like, reblog.
IT UPDATED!!!!!!!!! (this is one of the many Webtoons I am currently obsessed with)
I feel so old watching them grow up ...
Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍