Richie: [comes Home And Eddie Is Waiting For Him In The Living Room]

I felt like doing this

Waiter: I'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined

Steve: run it again

Waiter: I ran it three times

Steve, to Billy: this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?

Billy: no problem. *grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close* he said run it again

*loud footsteps approaching*

richie, entering with light up sneakers: i got new shoes

Harry: You might be the most high-maintenance bitch at Hogwarts.

Draco: Might be? Who's more? Who are they?

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER (2011) - dir. Joe Johnston

Steve: I hate you!

Billy: I hate me more!

Steve: …

Billy: …

Steve as he embraces Billy in his arms: babe we’ve talked about this,,,

the novelty doesn't wear off

Harry: I can't believe it

Harry: I honest to god can not believe this is happening to me

Harry: I kissed you; we're HUGGING

Harry: I am fucking HUGGING Draco MALFOY

Harry: and you kissED ME ON THE CHEEK

Harry: i'm dead, i'm gone, this is too much

Draco: Harry we've been married for seven years what the fuck

Harry: and we're MARRIED

El:bitchin

Billy:can I keep her?

Steve: Please? For me?

Billy: Don't do that.

Steve: What?

Billy: You think every time you say 'Please? For me? I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.

Steve: ...

Steve: Please? For me?

Billy: Okay.