Person A: When I Was Born The Gods Said "he's Too Perfect For This World"

harry : you refused to identify me at the manor does that mean you like me ??

draco :

I feel u Levi.

me day 1 of harringrove: wow their hate sex would be amazing

me day 23 of harringrove: billy wants steve to call him baby and pet his hair

Modern Harry Potter

"Today we are going to learn Lumos"

"Wtf why we like have flashlight on our phones"

Deadpool totally would do it 

honestly though, if steve is like petting billy’s hair or something and stops, billy pinches him because he’s too embarrassed to say “please pet my hair” and is also an actual cat.

Could you imagine Steve doing this type of thing to Billy.

Like maybe Billy is about to have a beer at 9:00 in the morning and Steve immediately switches that out with juice.

Or Billy chain smoking a little and steve takes the next cigarettes out of his mouth and replaces it with a lollipop.

I wonder if Erwin remembers Eren as that child who gazed upon him him, the boy who held eye contact with him and smiled brightly that day when the Survey Corps returned from an expedition in the year 845

Eren Yeager || Chapter 74

Marvel References

tony: who the fuck are you?

deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?

tony: the owner of the couch you’re sitting on.

deadpool: [relaxes] OH. you’re one of peter’s gay dads. hi. it’s britney bitch

Or

tony: Who the fuck are you?

deadpool: I’m Batman

Or

Tony: who the fuck are you?

Deadpool: who the fuck are YOU?

Drax: WHY the fuck are you?