Newt: Hogwarts

Person A: when I was born the gods said "he's too perfect for this world"

Person B: oh please, when you were born satan said "finally competition"

Steve: I really miss Billy, I can't believe he's dead

Billy waking up from a nap in the hospital: I'm right fucking here

But when you look back and realize how funny it was that Billy was flirting with Steve while they’re both naked in the showers and Steve was ignoring him in favor of shampooing his hair

A: *does something cute*

B: I don't care.

Narrator: But he did care.

the novelty doesn't wear off

Harry: I can't believe it

Harry: I honest to god can not believe this is happening to me

Harry: I kissed you; we're HUGGING

Harry: I am fucking HUGGING Draco MALFOY

Harry: and you kissED ME ON THE CHEEK

Harry: i'm dead, i'm gone, this is too much

Draco: Harry we've been married for seven years what the fuck

Harry: and we're MARRIED

Bucky was insulting him, you know, flirting.

(Based on a scene from Brooklyn 9-9)