Anne: Don't let Eddie fool you, he's not scary. He used to do ballet.
Venom: No way.
Eddie: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.
Richie: do you want to know your gay name
Eddie: my… gay name?
Richie: yeah, it’s your first name—
Eddie: ha, ha, very funny
Richie, getting down on one knee: —and my last name
Eddie: oh my god
I wonder if Erwin remembers Eren as that child who gazed upon him him, the boy who held eye contact with him and smiled brightly that day when the Survey Corps returned from an expedition in the year 845
me scrolling through the harringrove tag on AO3 trying to find new fics to read and realizing that i’ve read them all
Let them be happy.
Draco: what do you call it when someone tries to kill you?
Harry: tuesday.
Remus: you're so pretty when you shut the fuck up
Sirius: awWW PRONGS DID YOU HEAR THAT HE CALLED ME PRETTY
blue eyed siblings watching their doe-eyed princesses
Peter: Children are the WORST. They’re AWFUL- ESPECIALLY teenagers. I am NEVER raising a SINGLE child-
Miles: *exists*
Peter: Children?? Are so PURE??? And teenagers…are ESPECIALLY GOOD???? Do I want to have kids?????
Gregory: So I'm dating a muggle
Draco *appaled*: A muggle!??
Harry *clears his throat*:
Draco: Oh a muggle! Yay!
Pleaaase big hero 6 au with young royals!!!! tadashi and hiro are so Erik and Wille