Peter: Children are the WORST. They’re AWFUL- ESPECIALLY teenagers. I am NEVER raising a SINGLE child-
Miles: *exists*
Peter: Children?? Are so PURE??? And teenagers…are ESPECIALLY GOOD???? Do I want to have kids?????
GUYS
I just realized a thing
You know how Levi’s pupils are always tiny tiny little dots?
well
look at this gif
and you know what they say, your pupils become bigger when you look at the person you like/love
guys
it’s canon
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Thor, impersonating the cowboy he saw on the midgardian cartoon: there’s a snake in my boot!
Loki, peering out of Thor’s boot: relax bitch it’s me
Thor:
Thor: what the he-
Billy: hey babe ... happy 1 year
Steve:
Steve: i'm 18
El:bitchin
Billy:can I keep her?
Dudley: Harry Potter's my cousin, do you know him?
Draco: Saint Potter, of course I know him, who doesn't know stupid Potter?
Pansy: He's your husband
Draco: Not today. I'm angry with him
But when you look back and realize how funny it was that Billy was flirting with Steve while they’re both naked in the showers and Steve was ignoring him in favor of shampooing his hair
Harry: I can't believe it
Harry: I honest to god can not believe this is happening to me
Harry: I kissed you; we're HUGGING
Harry: I am fucking HUGGING Draco MALFOY
Harry: and you kissED ME ON THE CHEEK
Harry: i'm dead, i'm gone, this is too much
Draco: Harry we've been married for seven years what the fuck
Harry: and we're MARRIED
if you’re having a bad day then I recommend the very potter musical trilogy because those musicals never fail to cheer me up. just look them up on youtube.
look at voldemort
also umbridge
Lucius is fabulous
and oh my god snape
and everyone loves harry
then there’s ron and his giant chocolate bar
but I think the entire fandom can agree that DRACO MALFOY IS PEFECT
and it combines all of that with some of my favourite quotes ever
WHICH ALL MAKES THE VERY POTTER MUSICAL TRILOGY
AND IT IS, IN MY OPINEON, THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER COME OUT OF THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM