Dustin: Tell Him “you Have Beautiful Eyes” 

“I think you’re perfect”

therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this?

me: watch the harringrove basketball scenes :)

therapist: NO

Richie: do you want to know your gay name

Eddie: my… gay name?

Richie: yeah, it’s your first name—

Eddie: ha, ha, very funny

Richie, getting down on one knee: —and my last name

Eddie: oh my god

Person A: when I was born the gods said "he's too perfect for this world"

Person B: oh please, when you were born satan said "finally competition"

Draco [walks into room]: Sorry I was late, I was... doing things.

Harry [enters the room, noticeably dishevelled]: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

they’re totally not holding hands…. totally.. 

(Billy gives Steve a birthday present)

Steve(feigning excitement): It's a Led Zeppelin t-shirt!...And it's used!

Billy: Yeah, it's my favourite one. You're with me now, so I wanted you to have it.

Steve(sincerely): Oh Billy, I love it...Do I have to wear it?

Billy: No.

Steve: OH BILLY, I LOVE IT...!

taehyung’s ‘i don’t care’ attitude

bonus:

can we please talk about how annoyed billy looked when tommy was being mean to steve