Max: ..so that’s why I feel left out sometimes-
Billy: oh my god
Max: I know! And they say they don’t do anything wrong, but then why do I feel lonely-
Billy, taking his shades off in slow motion: harrington just took his shirt off
Max: have you been listening to a single thing I’ve said??
Billy, already walking towards Steve, whistle in hand: nope.
Fanfic:
Me: hmmmm
Fanfic:
Me, already clicking: It’s just one chapter
Levi : i care about all of my soldiers equally
Erwin : we have been attacked
Levi : is eren okay
Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?
Stan: He’s drunk.
Mike: And?
Stan: He heard Eddie is married.
Mike: …
Stan: …
Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.
Stan: I know.
Draco: *subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Harry’s face*
Harry: What are you doing?
Draco: Did I just…
Draco: Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.
Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.
Draco: I did not see this coming.
Found the best edit I’ve ever seen ohmygod
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when you’re hopelessly in love, but you’re pretending that you’re too cool for this shit.
Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Billy: you look like my first husband
Steve: …
Steve: billy, none of us have even graduated from high school, you aren’t married
Billy: no, not yet
Steve:
Billy:
Steve: OH
Steve: I hate you!
Billy: I hate me more!
Steve: …
Billy: …
Steve as he embraces Billy in his arms: babe we’ve talked about this,,,