Max: ..so That’s Why I Feel Left Out Sometimes-

Fanfic: 

Me: hmmmm

Fanfic: 

Me, already clicking: It’s just one chapter

Levi : i care about all of my soldiers equally

Erwin : we have been attacked

Levi : is eren okay

Mike: Why is Richie crying in the bathroom?

Stan: He’s drunk.

Mike: And?

Stan: He heard Eddie is married.

Mike: …

Stan: …

Mike: But he’s Eddie’s husband.

Stan: I know.

Draco: *subconsciously licks his finger to wipe some dirt off Harry’s face*

Harry: What are you doing?

Draco: Did I just…

Draco: Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.

Draco: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.

Draco: I did not see this coming.

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when you’re hopelessly in love, but you’re pretending that you’re too cool for this shit.

summary of the harry potter series

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Billy: you look like my first husband

Steve: …

Steve: billy, none of us have even graduated from high school, you aren’t married

Billy: no, not yet

Steve:

Billy:

Steve: OH

Steve: I hate you!

Billy: I hate me more!

Steve: …

Billy: …

Steve as he embraces Billy in his arms: babe we’ve talked about this,,,