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DON'T JUDGE ME😭😭😭 Enderman are hot.... 😔

WHO TF IS WANTING TO FUCK THE MINECRAFT MOBS

haha... your doomed :D

(Good luck bud)

....

This is a veRY TRICKY DECISION-

I wanna see something lol

♡☆PINPOST♡☆

Haii I'm Allison ( Alice or Ali is fine)

Tbh this entire account was basically just made to read FanFictions

BUT I am enjoying posting ( I don't post a lot but hey I try °w° )

But this isn't what this post was pinned for is it?

♡🩷💜💙💚💛🧡❤️ !RULES! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷♡

No.1 pls Pls PLS NO KIDS- I will post / reblog some shit that is inappropriate.

No.2 if your a Pro-shipper fuck off.

No.3 please do not attempt to sexualize any of my characters most of them are underaged.

No.4 BE NICE- I'm a new artist and I'm trying.

No.5 NO politics whatsoever it is a topic I'm uncomfortable talking about, and I would prefer to not think about it.

♡🩷💜💙💚💛🧡❤️ !FANDOMS! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷♡

yarichin bitch club. ( I'm not proud of it )

Dandy's world. ( current hyper fixation )

Sonic the Hedgehog.

WBH ( if ya know ya know )

Daria ( does it even have a fandom? )

DHMIS ( not as much as the others but still here )

Backrooms.

Sally face.

( There are more but I can't think of them off hand rn )

♡🩷💜💙💚💛🧡❤️ !THINGS I'LL DO! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷♡

Art. ( it looks like shit )

Pfp making! I take requests as long as you send the pic / character you want edited.

Small personal head cannons. ( If you ask nicely enough I might take requests )

Small mini stories / poems (?)

Voice acting! ( Please Help- I was cursed with a child's voice /hj )

♡🩷💜💙💚💛🧡❤️ !ME! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷♡

I'm dyslexic ( I see Letters and numbers backwards )

I have bad eyesight ( *crys* )

I have Disgraphia ( It physically hurts my hand If I try and hold a pencil correctly ) ( I don't know if that's how you spell it /sorry )

I'm terrible at punctuation.

I talk a lot ( as u can see )

I like kidcore, the Scene style, goblincore, dreamcore and weird core.

My mom and family think I autistic ( I really don't know tbh )

☆🩷💜💙💚💛🧡❤️❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷☆

That's pretty much it!

I hope you enjoy your stay and I hope I didn't Waste your time too much lol

Belphegor rolled over on us 😔

@sulumuns-dootah

Hello! If It's can I request WHB kings accidentally hurting MC? (Like deep scratcher broken bone if ok with you)

And if not I'm sorry for bothering you! (I love your work a lot!)

WHB kings reacting to accidentally hurting their s/o

⟡ Masterlist ⟡

A/N: Hi! Sorry for taking this long to write this U.U

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Satan hurts all his subjects so much, it's kinda a force of the habit to show his affection more violently

And sometimes he jsut happens to forget that you aren't as durable as all the demons around him

Only once he hears you cry out in pain, he realises his mistake

Within seconds he goes from his usual mischievous self to borderline panicking

He wants to see how badly he's hurt you, but what if he makes it worse?

In a state of utter panic, he scoops you up and takes off running to Paradise Lost, ignoring all the demons calling after him and asking what is happening?

(This may or may not cause a small mob of misinformed demons to form along the day)

After the whole debacle, he'll try and avoid touching you for some time, in fear that he'll hurt you in a fit of emotion again

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Similarly, Mammon doesn't even mean to hurt you in any way

He's just so strong he can't help it :(

It doesn't take much for him to hurt you in a moment of carelessness

So when you call out his name with tears in your eyes, he doesn't think much of if until...

Until he sees your bone in a weird new position that he's never seen before

He does manage to catch you before you pass out from the shock/pain

Immediatelly, all the surrounding demons swarm to you and hopefully one of them calls Buer over to help you

Following that, Mammon will shower you in more gifts than before out of guilt

From that moment on he'll make sure to pause before touching you, so he can consciously readjust his strength

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This one isn't even either one of your faults

Okay, actually scratch that

It's your fault

That's what you get for replying to Levi in a slightly off tone and carrying something sharp

Obviously, when Levi then hangs you for disrespecting him, the pointy thing will cut you as you're dopping it

So don't blame Levi, ok?

Now, now, stop crying so much...

(Your daily dose of Leviathan slander is over)

Actually, if you get hurt while hanging out and Levi isn't annoyed with you, he will try and soothe your injury

But don't get used to it

He just hates that it wasn't him who did that to you

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Roughousing with Beel, it is kinda given that you'll end up with a bruise or a small cut

That's the cost of having fun, no?

But if you actually get hurt, Beel will at first think that you're just making fun of him, so he'll laugh

Then when he actually sees your injury, he'll scoff, more annoyed at himself than you

"Well you should've said that sooner!"

Before you even manage to register what is going on, Beel picks you up and flies with you to Paradise Lost

He won't walk you inside, bc what if some of the medical demons will want to examine him too?

Oh, but once you're out of there, happily carrying a candy for being brave, Beel snatches it and eats it himself

Don't feel bad though :)

Beel will treat you to something in one of his favorite cafés (trust)

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It's kinda hard for me to imagine how you could get hurt around Belphie, since all he does is safe

And even while getting freaky, you're the one setting the pace and all, so it's also pretty safe for you

Like, he is strong but using even a tiny bit of his strength would be too much of a hassle and he couldn't be bothered

Kinda ironic, considering that he's one of the most powerful kings in Hell (though, doesn't PB say that about every king or just a demon in general?)

And if something were to happen to you, Beleth will have no problem tending to you with some of the more basic things

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I think we all expect me to say that yes, on one hand, Asmo knows the limits of human bodies very well, but on the other, in bed, neither of you actually care about that in the heat of the action

If anything, the pain adds to the intensity of the buildup

But outside the bedroom, Asmo is nothing short of caring and attentive, so you don't need to worry about that

If anything, Asmo is happy that after so many years of being married to someone with human limits, he has a reason to be gentle again

Oh, and don't worry, I imagine there are multiple healing demons on stand-by in Abaddon given the nature of the prison

So coming down from you high to find one or more of your limbs broken, tell Asmo and he will carefully entrust you into their hands

(This may or may not count as the entirety of aftercare with Asmo)

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There is no way in Hell tha Lucifer would be able to hurt you

How could he consider himself a healer if someone on his allied side would be harmed by the very same hands that are supposed to heal them

Alas, he does still work in a hospital and there's a lot of opportunities to come in harm's way unintentionally

Like helping out with some surgery and being handed a sharp tool the slightly wrong way

Thankfully it was still sterile and not used on a patient

In that moment all time stops for Lucifer

Critical life-saving surgery be damned

You're hurt and that matters more

Only when you're safely bandaged, taken care of and out of the room, can the surgery continue

Don't expect to be let into the operating room again though

OMG THIS IS A MOMENT IN HISTORY 😨😨😨

TAKE A PICTURE-

( I thought it would never come true... but it has been bestowed upon us.... the most same thought in this entire freaky darn freaking game 😌)

AAAAAANNDDDDD the most sane thought from MC issssssssssssssss

*drum roll*

TA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you had no right to make me cry... but now I'm ugly sobbing ty :(

imagine you’re a tiny thing. your mama is big and strong so you follow her everywhere. she’s very strong, which is why when she falls asleep on the floor you sit with her. you sit with her until she starts to fall apart. but its ok because she’s strong. and then you get really, really, really thirsty, and you think if you sleep it’ll be okay. and then you wake up surrounded by water and you see a face beyond the water and its blurry and you dont know how to feel about it so you go back to sleep and then you keep seeing the face beyond the water and they talk to you in soft words you dont understand and you’re still so small and confused but you know the face beyond the water is helping you. maybe it loves you. but you’re a tiny thing. and then one day you decide you’ve had enough water, and then you start to move. and you see the face beyond the water, who is so happy to see you and they do something you’ve never seen a face do, their mouth curls at the end in a smile and youve never seen it so you do it too and you keep doing it because you love the face beyond the water so much and they love you too and they’re strong like mama and they feed you and pet you and love you and one day you grow so big they can ride you. and they make you a hat and goggles to protect your eyes and they show you all sorts of wonderful things and YES this is about the happy ghast from minecraft im OBSESSED

Fr this some Troom Troom ahh shoes 😭🙏🏻

engagement bait craft videos have gotten so bizarre i think this is legitimately an art form now

your trying to tell me that's not just a screenshot???? I need to put my glasses back on.... Tumblr is the entity of deception😞

fanart fo today

ART!!!

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My Babyyyyyyssssssss

(Yes I did indeed draw goob off of memory T_T)

(U can ignore bill in the middle/top)

and that's fine! Because it was permission :)

Absolutely zero hesitation, And 100 zero regrets :D

... am I allowed to flirt with the mer moon? 👀

Ohh be careful with that. He might just take it as a permission to keep you all to himself :)

someone PLEASE

I cannot write😔 but I need someone to quench my angsty thirst I NEED poppy playtime but Doey actually kills player🥲 and he realizes what he's done and he's just like emotionally distraught ( I think that's the right word? ) and kissy is upset, poppy ( don't give a shit ) is trying to console them ( Doey and kissy )

The Prototype and the doctor are just like *Cough cough* "that dumbass..."

Don't ask me where this came from... I just... idk

( English is not my first language, and I've never been good at punctuation. sorry for any mistakes )

...

AHHHHHHHHHH-

I-... *🚶🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🐕*

Tell me why it would be 10 times better if dantalian was wearing a school girl skirt... is that just me? am I the weird one?

Tell me you see it too right? Right🥲

All right then I guess I'll have to serve some food for you.

How.... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TOO MEE 😭😭😭

Heeyy whb Beel fans!!

I got something for you!

I hope you like it :)))

Do you guys ever think that maybe the 'real' Beelzebub actually died a long time ago and the Beelzebub we know is just a clone?

anyways have a nice weekend! :)

I-... *🚶🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🐕*

OHO

hehe...

PLEASE-... please just a bit more on the 'A new home sweet home' AU. I'm emotionally attached I'm attached to

Please I need more-... I love them🥲

-the weird one

Don’t worry. There’s a lot more of new home sweet home au cause I like writing for this au.

There was a time when y/n and their best friend went to hang out for a little bit. (Don't worry, y/n's grandma was watching the toys and yeah they where introduced to their grandma and she acts like all the toys are her grandkids and she brought cookies for them everytime she gets to watch them for a bit) y/n's friend kinda snuck into playtime co but only the surface and found a document with y/n's name on it and it read how y/n was perfect for a experiment for a new toy. And their surgery date was the same time as the hour of joy and this makes y/n wonder if had they stayed and not went to work that week then what would happen to the toys? What would have happened to them? After everything and how they didn't know what was happening to the kids in that factory, they trusted that playtime co was a alright company but now they don't know what to think but y/n just decide to burn it. Just felt right that playtime co can't hurt the toys anymore, they can't hurt them anymore.

Also the first week when y/n brought all the toys back to their house. Y/n got some food and when I tell you, the toys sobbed because like food never tasted so good because being starved and forced be eating corpses and rotten food or even other toys. Like y/n made some food for them and when doey ate his food. Jack (sorry if I got the kids names wrong or mixed up) Immediately took over and he started to cry and eat cause like who wouldn't after finally getting to eat a good meal and being able to be in a safe house after being hurt, starved and abandoned and scared for years. And the fridge and any small snacks are all eaten and y/n isn't mad and will just worry about later.

Y/n also may have asked for their friends can and to be picked up and y/n's best friend was the first to kinda meet the toys and saw y/n basically bloody and beaten because no way they come out unscathed. It was a very awkward drive back to y/n's house. Also totally imagine just y/n taking a good shower but then shower though hits them and they realize they have bascially traumatized toys who where once kids but horrifically made into these things and now y/n has to take care of them but it's better than the factory. Far better than the factory.

(that's it for this yap session. Promise more stuff for this au is coming out but if you like it please don't be shy and request any ideas for stories or just your thoughts on this au. But for now please stay safe and drink water!)

KISSY JDKWHSIWKSHPAKD

Ch4 doodles

Yes.

These 3 are in a relationship , no you can't change my mind.

Kissy...

BABY GIRL I LOVE YOU! COME BACK TO MEEEEE

*fancy ass cough* Anygays!

Poppy I swear once I get my hands on you you little red-headed porcelain piece of s!*#.

POPPY YOU SSKDJDISHDKDKD

I have never felt so angry at a character before omfg. SHE USED US LIKE THE DOCTOR SAID. Bro Doey did not deserve that fr like he was in my opinion the best character so far.

WE KNEW OLLIE WAS A LYING BITCH FROM THE START. Aint no one trust him fr!

Prototype when I catch you best believe it's on SITE

(repost and respond! I need y'all's feedback on this game so far fr)

the Doctor: what the f*#× yarnaby...

For Poppy's Playtime, could you do one where Yarnaby gets something stuck in his paw and he's whining sadly and painfully and the Reader helps by pulling it out. That in turn cause Yarnaby to think that Reader is his new friend.

awww this is so sweet 🥺

warnings: yarnaby is in pain for a bit, a little bit of blood

🌈pet!yarnaby x player!reader🌈

-while yarnaby was hunting you down, you were running, hiding, while simultaneously trying to solve puzzles to get out of the playtime hellscape

-with a giant lion made of yarn chasing you around it made things way more difficult

-you found a place to hide and suddenly everything went quiet for a moment, followed by a distant whimpering noise

-curious as to what happened, you cautiously exited your hiding space to investigate

-you hear banging and more pained whimpering and soon you find yarnaby pacing back and forth, rolling around and gnawing at his front right paw

-from a distance you can see he got a piece of metal fencing stuck between his fluffy toes, causing him to bleed

-you admitted, you felt bad for him, even if he had been trying to kill you this entire time

-while you could take advantage of this situation, and make a run for it while yarnaby was down, you couldn't just leave him like this, it was cruel

-so you took your chances and approached the lion-like toy

-yarnaby let out a startled screech at you, but he was in too much pain to attack

-"you're hurt, im gonna try to take that out of you, okay?" you said, pointing to his right paw

-yarnaby licked at it, whimpers escaping his mouth

-you carefully took his paw into your hands and examined where the metal piece was lodged

-you grasped ahold of the wire and pulled, but this only caused yarnaby more pain at first as he snarled at you

-"easy! easy, it's okay," you said, holding your hands up in defense

-yarnaby settled down after a moment, holding his hurt paw up in the air

-you tried again, and managed to pry the metal piece free

-yarnaby whimpered and licked at it, and you jumped back, fearing now that he was out of pain he might attack you

-but instead, he just sat down in front of you, letting out a purring noise

-you were confused at first, and then yarnaby rubbed up against you like a cat, nearly knocking you over with how big he was

-"oh, whoa there, yarnaby," you chuckled, the yarn of his mane tickling your face

-"uhh... Guess this makes us friends now?" you asked, stroking his mane with your palm, and yarnaby purred in response

hehhehe his got the stomach bugs >:3

(I'm not funny...)

ya know what they say

Save a horse and ride a cowboy😏

Cowboy Satan🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

( this is the only way tumblers letting me post soooo😇 )

me playing ch3: oh I f*#^ing love Ollie

My friend: he's evil.

11 (I think) months later:

The bestie: I told you!

Me: *ugly sobbing*

Yes.

No further comment is needed.

Dantalian, Ronove and Phenix. The ultime trouple

Ronove has two hands...

You can mute the #whb_BL tag if you don't want to see the boys being shipped together

MY BOY- *ugly sobbing*

a very doey hug

I-... *🚶🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🐕* barkBArKbArKbarkbarK

Come get ur dinnnerrrr

That last part was personal💀

WHY IS LEVI GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE TO BARK AT ME ???

why am I doing this?

idk a bit bored?

Levi is secretly a furry🥲

WHY IS LEVI GOING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE TO BARK AT ME ???

to the death...