Yes.

tell me why school girl screaming came to my mind... Am I just weird?

( this is the only way tumblers letting me post soooo😇 )

me playing ch3: oh I f*#^ing love Ollie

My friend: he's evil.

11 (I think) months later:

The bestie: I told you!

Me: *ugly sobbing*

to the death...

I-... *🚶🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🐕*

OHO

ART!!!

☆♡☆

My Babyyyyyyssssssss

(Yes I did indeed draw goob off of memory T_T)

(U can ignore bill in the middle/top)

...

AHHHHHHHHHH-

I-... *🚶🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🐕*

Tell me why it would be 10 times better if dantalian was wearing a school girl skirt... is that just me? am I the weird one?

Tell me you see it too right? Right🥲

All right then I guess I'll have to serve some food for you.

....

This is a veRY TRICKY DECISION-

I wanna see something lol

your trying to tell me that's not just a screenshot???? I need to put my glasses back on.... Tumblr is the entity of deception😞

fanart fo today

why am I doing this?

idk a bit bored?

Belphegor rolled over on us 😔

@sulumuns-dootah

Hello! If It's can I request WHB kings accidentally hurting MC? (Like deep scratcher broken bone if ok with you)

And if not I'm sorry for bothering you! (I love your work a lot!)

WHB kings reacting to accidentally hurting their s/o

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A/N: Hi! Sorry for taking this long to write this U.U

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Satan hurts all his subjects so much, it's kinda a force of the habit to show his affection more violently

And sometimes he jsut happens to forget that you aren't as durable as all the demons around him

Only once he hears you cry out in pain, he realises his mistake

Within seconds he goes from his usual mischievous self to borderline panicking

He wants to see how badly he's hurt you, but what if he makes it worse?

In a state of utter panic, he scoops you up and takes off running to Paradise Lost, ignoring all the demons calling after him and asking what is happening?

(This may or may not cause a small mob of misinformed demons to form along the day)

After the whole debacle, he'll try and avoid touching you for some time, in fear that he'll hurt you in a fit of emotion again

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Similarly, Mammon doesn't even mean to hurt you in any way

He's just so strong he can't help it :(

It doesn't take much for him to hurt you in a moment of carelessness

So when you call out his name with tears in your eyes, he doesn't think much of if until...

Until he sees your bone in a weird new position that he's never seen before

He does manage to catch you before you pass out from the shock/pain

Immediatelly, all the surrounding demons swarm to you and hopefully one of them calls Buer over to help you

Following that, Mammon will shower you in more gifts than before out of guilt

From that moment on he'll make sure to pause before touching you, so he can consciously readjust his strength

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This one isn't even either one of your faults

Okay, actually scratch that

It's your fault

That's what you get for replying to Levi in a slightly off tone and carrying something sharp

Obviously, when Levi then hangs you for disrespecting him, the pointy thing will cut you as you're dopping it

So don't blame Levi, ok?

Now, now, stop crying so much...

(Your daily dose of Leviathan slander is over)

Actually, if you get hurt while hanging out and Levi isn't annoyed with you, he will try and soothe your injury

But don't get used to it

He just hates that it wasn't him who did that to you

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Roughousing with Beel, it is kinda given that you'll end up with a bruise or a small cut

That's the cost of having fun, no?

But if you actually get hurt, Beel will at first think that you're just making fun of him, so he'll laugh

Then when he actually sees your injury, he'll scoff, more annoyed at himself than you

"Well you should've said that sooner!"

Before you even manage to register what is going on, Beel picks you up and flies with you to Paradise Lost

He won't walk you inside, bc what if some of the medical demons will want to examine him too?

Oh, but once you're out of there, happily carrying a candy for being brave, Beel snatches it and eats it himself

Don't feel bad though :)

Beel will treat you to something in one of his favorite cafés (trust)

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It's kinda hard for me to imagine how you could get hurt around Belphie, since all he does is safe

And even while getting freaky, you're the one setting the pace and all, so it's also pretty safe for you

Like, he is strong but using even a tiny bit of his strength would be too much of a hassle and he couldn't be bothered

Kinda ironic, considering that he's one of the most powerful kings in Hell (though, doesn't PB say that about every king or just a demon in general?)

And if something were to happen to you, Beleth will have no problem tending to you with some of the more basic things

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I think we all expect me to say that yes, on one hand, Asmo knows the limits of human bodies very well, but on the other, in bed, neither of you actually care about that in the heat of the action

If anything, the pain adds to the intensity of the buildup

But outside the bedroom, Asmo is nothing short of caring and attentive, so you don't need to worry about that

If anything, Asmo is happy that after so many years of being married to someone with human limits, he has a reason to be gentle again

Oh, and don't worry, I imagine there are multiple healing demons on stand-by in Abaddon given the nature of the prison

So coming down from you high to find one or more of your limbs broken, tell Asmo and he will carefully entrust you into their hands

(This may or may not count as the entirety of aftercare with Asmo)

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There is no way in Hell tha Lucifer would be able to hurt you

How could he consider himself a healer if someone on his allied side would be harmed by the very same hands that are supposed to heal them

Alas, he does still work in a hospital and there's a lot of opportunities to come in harm's way unintentionally

Like helping out with some surgery and being handed a sharp tool the slightly wrong way

Thankfully it was still sterile and not used on a patient

In that moment all time stops for Lucifer

Critical life-saving surgery be damned

You're hurt and that matters more

Only when you're safely bandaged, taken care of and out of the room, can the surgery continue

Don't expect to be let into the operating room again though