I Am Once Again Asking You To Watch The 2019 Shakespeare In The Park Production Of Much Ado About Nothing

here are my favorite real things that happen on person of interest

the ai is lesbian coded

the main guy reese is widely known as "the kneecap guy" because he shoots people's kneecaps out

the other main guy finch lives in a library. reese at one point gives him a dog. the dog eats books. reese is aware of this when he gifts the dog

they kidnap a baby and then have to raise it for an episode

reese gets two cops who are partners to do things for him but refuses to tell each one about the other person, so joss (played by taraji p henson) and fusco (this is actually his name) spend an entire season going "john I think they're onto me. I think they suspect i'm working for you." and he just goes "don't worry about it". he does this entirely to fuck with them

the show's evil hot lesbian villain root threatens to torture the show's bisexual sociopath shaw with an iron. it is their meetcute

at one point the dog in question is being used to threaten reese’s life. so they adopt it. fusco has a ball gag on during this scene

the dog eats a first edition isaac asimov

the cia and the fbi have a turf war

the cia and fbi both completely fail to capture this one dude, whose name and face they know, for two years

some fucking guy spends an entire season trying to take down the mafia while fucking with the duo and then when he goes to jail one of them just straight up plays chess with him weekly

the aforementioned evil hot lesbian root tries to kidnap and almost kills finch in the first episode they meet. she becomes a main character

shaw and root steal reese's grenade launcher

reese's backstory is that he straight up killed a man for domestically abusing his ex

one of them gets drugged on ecstacy and dances to a microwave about to explode

they live in a subway basement for a year

the creator of the lesbian coded ai has entirely bird aliases

congratulations clive, this is the funniest way you could have addressed that

Tumblr halloween costume idea UwU

I've only listened to one episode of this podcast.

Finally some more sane Red valley fans

@iclosedoors and I have two traditions known as Warren Wednesday and Freezing Him Friday. On Freezing Him Friday, we take the tiny Warren cardboard cutout they made, put it in a paper clip case filled with water, and put it in the freezer. On Warren Wednesday, we thaw him. During both of these we play Ice Ice Baby, followed by Hips Don’t Lie. Here are a few pictures from the most recent ones-

Image 1- Before the freezing. He doesn’t know what’s about to happen

Image 2- He Is About To Freeze

Image 3- In the freezer :)

Image 4- FROZEN!!!

Image 5- He is thawed

Image 6- in bed. resting

Image 7- Tied him to the ceiling fan to dry him off faster!!!!!!

@redvalleypod just thought you would appreciate seeing this

mentally i’m here

I wish I knew how to use Tumblr so I can make a list of my favourite DILFs, MILFs and also PILFs

Life is bad but red valley good.

I've now spent £75 on Red Valley.

RV hoodie - £40

RV cinematic experience - £10

RV BTS - £10

RV early access - £15

I am not okay but that's my personal life.

Subway twins maybe.

Ingo was like 99% of Emmets self control

I’ve had an epiphany