:)

I had a dream that sal vulcano made a MILF joke, I told him my mum had died a month ago. He then took me out to lunch and kept trying to give me shrimp

Subway twins maybe.

Ingo was like 99% of Emmets self control

[ID: Edited audio clips from Red Valley. A computer chime plays between each clip:

CLIVE:  You're sure you're on it? You're not just playing yourself at pool and listening to power ballads on the jukebox you repaired?

GORDON:  Oh, uh, I mean--

CLIVE:  You know a Blue Sky unit is a microphone as well as a virtual assistant right?

GORDON:  I, uh.

(BLUE SKY STARTUP SOUND)

FRANCESCA:  Okay. Okay. Well… well smart people, let's brainstorm.… How are we going to manage this? How are we going to manage this?

REBECCA:  I know what to do.

FRANCESCA:  Rebec -

(SONIC THE HEDGEHOG RING LOSS SOUND EFFECT)

REBECCA:  She was losing the plot anyway. Poor Fran.

(BLUE SKY STARTUP SOUND)

BLUE SKY:  Is there anything I can help you with, Gordon?

GORDON:  You and me are done professionally. /end ID]

Being a tma fan in Britain is wild a statement will start and you'll be like "oh shit that's in my city I've been to that place before!" and then it'll go on to describe something that fills you with a terror you feel all the way to your bones and suddenly you don't wanna go there anymore actually

Whenever I see fan art of red valley, all I can think of is that the artist has never felt the wrath of the infection control nurse

A lil plushie. A lil fella based off of Sherlock & Co!!

Realized who I’ve been imagining Warren and Gordon as

Love that in making Burn Notice they could have made the ex-spy hanging out in Miami the unhinged one, but instead they decided to make him the long suffering reasonable straight man (who just happens to be very good at violence) and make everyone else around him absolutely unhinged. 

funniest art interaction i’ve ever seen

here are my favorite real things that happen on person of interest

the ai is lesbian coded

the main guy reese is widely known as "the kneecap guy" because he shoots people's kneecaps out

the other main guy finch lives in a library. reese at one point gives him a dog. the dog eats books. reese is aware of this when he gifts the dog

they kidnap a baby and then have to raise it for an episode

reese gets two cops who are partners to do things for him but refuses to tell each one about the other person, so joss (played by taraji p henson) and fusco (this is actually his name) spend an entire season going "john I think they're onto me. I think they suspect i'm working for you." and he just goes "don't worry about it". he does this entirely to fuck with them

the show's evil hot lesbian villain root threatens to torture the show's bisexual sociopath shaw with an iron. it is their meetcute

at one point the dog in question is being used to threaten reese’s life. so they adopt it. fusco has a ball gag on during this scene

the dog eats a first edition isaac asimov

the cia and the fbi have a turf war

the cia and fbi both completely fail to capture this one dude, whose name and face they know, for two years

some fucking guy spends an entire season trying to take down the mafia while fucking with the duo and then when he goes to jail one of them just straight up plays chess with him weekly

the aforementioned evil hot lesbian root tries to kidnap and almost kills finch in the first episode they meet. she becomes a main character

shaw and root steal reese's grenade launcher

reese's backstory is that he straight up killed a man for domestically abusing his ex

one of them gets drugged on ecstacy and dances to a microwave about to explode

they live in a subway basement for a year

the creator of the lesbian coded ai has entirely bird aliases