Clive is the funniest fucking villain ever because he tries so so hard to be scary and intimidating, but overdoes it by like 5 whole miles so it just ends up being absolutely ridiculous. They looked at the stereotype detached egotistical corporate antagonist and said "what if he was fucking feral?" and I have SO much respect for that. He never follows through on any of his ridiculous threats, he is completely beholden to his superiors, it's almost pathetic how badly he wants to be the biggest man in the room and he never is. He's such an awful person but by fuck he is entertaining to listen to.
Me after Clive and let die.
Francesca is my new obsession. She is the girl boss to my gatekeep.
I have recently gotten back into podcasts an extreme amount, so now I am looking for podcast recommendations!
Podcasts that I have listened to are:
-the magnus archives
-malevolent
-red valley
-time:bombs
-middle:below
-Startripper
-midnight burger
-wolf 359
-station 151
-archive 81
-I am in eskew
-deviser
- stellar firma
-out of place
-the mistholme museum of mystery morbidity and mortality
-video Palace
-mnemosyne
Finally someone with good taste
currently thinking about my wife (clive schill)
if you love criminal minds pls watch
stupid fucking genius team make stupid fucking decisions Every Single Episode
everyone's emotionally stunted. and mentally unwell. and act like children half the time
guess how a group of geniuses does in competitive environments? guess. go on.
multiple slow burns
Dad + Child relationships (but stupid)
less mature themes more fun and action
&
GOD HE'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING I WANT TO SHAKE HIM HE'S SUCH A BITCH (fond)
dysfunctional team as dysfunctional family
everyone's emotionally stunted (part 2)
friends to coworkers to lovers arc of the fucking century (i take no responsibility for your feelings after the last episode)
mature themes on cm level & very morally ambiguous actions
pls. PLS.
congratulations clive, this is the funniest way you could have addressed that
I recommend Evil Red Valley, in which completely ethical science experiments are performed while visible to the public eye
Oh, good shout, love Evil Red Valley
I would love a Clive pet.
Like no Clive, stop trying to fight ginger people
Please Clive, stop barking at the postie.
Oh for god sake Clive stop pissing on my rug.
I wish I knew how to use Tumblr so I can make a list of my favourite DILFs, MILFs and also PILFs
Spoilers for season 3 episode 2
The idea of our boy Clive huffing liquid gold, or rage before a meeting is so funny. Like dude are you 15 and in maths class?
A friendly reminder.