A Friendly Reminder.

I wish I knew how to use Tumblr so I can make a list of my favourite DILFs, MILFs and also PILFs

I invented a Clive cocktail,

Ingredients

* A cup of cold coffee (expresso)

* Two shots of jäger cold brew

Instructions

Make some coffee

Add ice cubes

Add two shots jäger cold brew

Shake

Serve with a handful of amphetamines

Spoilers for season 3 episode 2

The idea of our boy Clive huffing liquid gold, or rage before a meeting is so funny. Like dude are you 15 and in maths class?

Random Scottish guy that runs the cafe place is my new favourite character the guy knows what he's doing and I respect him for that. I would work there.

Whenever I see fan art of red valley, all I can think of is that the artist has never felt the wrath of the infection control nurse

i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing

this is so insanely accurate i dont even know what to say

My deranged head cannons for DILF Clive Schill

His wife is a social worker and is the nicest woman you've ever met.

They both met in university.

Clive was doing some dumb uni degree, like English or psychology.

I think his wife was probably like a mean girl in secondary school, but has tried to make amends with everyone she hurt.

If his daughter asks for something in the shop he'll always say no, but is constantly giving her gifts.

When his wife was pregnant he had nesting syndrome, and would spend hours just decorating and cleaning and dalting after his wife.

Clive either really likes football (like every single match for his team) or violently hates it.

Clive smashes a phone every month.

When he's drunk he vents to his wife about his work.

He wife knows what he does but believes it's for the greater good.

They never acknowledge his work when they're sober.

He owns some of the most tacky designer stuff you've ever seen.

He shops at sports direct.

They live in one of those generic new builds.

Does their weekly shop at Tesco because they want the club card points. It is also the only place locally that sells tahini.

I will not be taking any criticism at this time ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

funniest art interaction i’ve ever seen