Shifting Because Nothing Is Enough I Want Everything

he's such a cringe loser, but those big brown eyes enchanted me

So down bad I already have our kids names picked out

Old shifttok ideas and Terminology need to be exterminated on SIGHT, as well as the mob mentality that came with it, like wdym you’re the “father of shifttok” and you can’t script a certain S/O because another shifttoker dosent want you to

Guys I love my dr so fucking much I'm actually crying I'm so glad I'm a shifter I'm so glad I discoverd it I'm so grateful for literally every single shifter on this app and in history and literally everywhere dear god I fucking love shifters.

I think this is just my hungry pre-period talk, but dear god, I'm shifting back to my dr tonight, and I'm gonna get my parents to make me the best food and I'm gonna cook the shit out of everything and my brothers are gonna have to like deal with the fact I'm 10000× cooler cause I can cook and food just tastes so much better I'm in actual fucking tears j lpve food sm :((((

if kendrick won 5 grammys for being hater i can shift by hating on my shifting skills too #icantseemtobelieveinmyselflol

NOT COMPLETELY ACCURATE BUT THIS WAS REALLY FUN THANK YEWWWW (everyone go follow my sweet pea Zaddizu NOW )

@riorsonbound @eldritchshiftz @ni4lovesu

(No pressure)

I have a little belated valentines tag chain for anyone who wants to play!

link to quiz here

open tag!!

@suugarbabe @unstablereader @sensationalstardust @jemssafespace @nightsmarish @ailoda @iamgonnagetyouback @honeycaksy

Need to shift to here for 2 weeks. Waiting room? Yes it’s from the hit movie alvin and the chipmunks: chipwrecked.

you guys need to forgot the word "trying”. ERASE IT!

you’re not trying to shift, YOU ARE SHIFTING!

how long are y’all having your slow burns because mine was 2 years but i definitely can’t wait that long anymore 😔

i must know what the lore is behind your @.

like okay so you’re bread

but then you’re specifically rye bread

and you’re sentient.

Okay so basically, I don’t really remember 💔 bu I think I was eating a sandwich and making my tumblr acc but I didn’t know what to put for my user so I thought “well I’m eating bread” but it wouldn’t let me put just bread so I started adding random shit and that’s how my user was born 💗

I don’t think I’ve ever had rye bread actually ☹️