*glancing In The Room, Yawning* You Both Should Be In Bed By This Point, @acutie-archery, @obviously-99.

If Hunter were to start a scarf collection, what kind of scarf would you get him to add to his collection that currently measures one (1) scarf? (what color(s), patterns, fabric types, etc.)

Well well well… *rubs hands together gleefully*

This could not have come at a better time, my friend. I am currently pulling all of my clothes out of my bedroom closet in order to wash them and get them stored elsewhere in my house…I have a roof leak, probable mold problems, my bedroom and closet stay almost pitch dark all day which makes things even worse—let’s just say my house is a never ending source of most of my frustration in life. Okay, now let me get back on track.

Soooo, last night I washed all of my scarves and was reminded of how much I love them even though I don’t wear them very often 🫣 so I am going to use some of them as examples and/or inspiration of what I would dress Hunter in…I mean gift him, I mean, I totally wouldn’t be imagining any of these around his neck or watching a soft smile on his face as he realized I had gotten a gift especially for him…okay okay I’m back I swear.

Disclaimer, I did not look up proper scarf terms so I just winged it on trying to describe them.

1. Grey floral pashmina

If Hunter still had his season 1 armor, I think this scarf would be beautiful with his colors and the pop of red from his armor underneath. It’s soft and thick, and wide enough to wrap around like a shawl but still narrow enough to be a nice scarf as well. I think he would love it. It can be very dressy as well so a perfect fit for a night out or an event.

2. Striped wrap

In a similar vein to the above, this scarf is soft and extremely wide, it’s almost too thick for me to wrap comfortably around my neck. It can be used as a blanket, shawl, scarf, head wrap, a sling for carrying things (maybe even a very sleepy Omega??). It has his old and new colors, has infinite uses, and would honestly look very good on him.

Both of these scarves are brushed cotton but can I emphasize again just how soft they are??

3. Silk bandana/tie/belt

(This is nylon but let’s pretend it’s a nicer material). I might change the colors up a little bit from what I have, but these still work pretty well for Hunter. This long strip of fabric never wrinkles, has a really good flow to it while feeling completely weightless, and could be used as a nicer bandana to keep hair out of his face, tied up around his neck as a tie or bow tie or cravat situation, or even maybe tied around his eyes or wrists for, um…reasons.

4. Chunky knit infinity scarf

And of course, Hunter deserves a super soft, warm, chunky knit infinity scarf that he can just throw on and wrap himself up in when it’s cold. Similar to what he already has but much cozier for winter. I bet Crosshair or Wrecker would get bored one day and make it for him.

However, I’m not sure what color I would choose for him, actually. Probably red or maybe a burnt orange or even a darker greenish teal. Whatever accents his outfit underneath.

5. Lace triangle scarf

Okay, this isn’t self-indulgent at all 👀. I think Hunter would look super sexy amazing with some kind of lacy, delicate scarf that he could wear the way a bandana is traditionally worn. Whether it peeks out from under his armor and shirt or he wears it draping over the front of his cuirass just to look nicer or with nothing else he would look even more dashing and handsome in this. Navy would be a good color for him but he could also do a darker orange or red of course.

I honestly hate this, but whatever 😩

Am I really unwhitewashing the entire bad batch bcs people kept insisting that it was just the style of animation? Yes, yes I am. Spite is my fuel.

@kersplosion99 @toothpick-man You all know caf is the only way I put up with you lot some days 🤨

Don’t worry I keep the water bottle you got me at my side at all times too @chronically-underpaid. Not sure I can say the same for @obviously-99

Ey there Crosshair,

Brought you some snacks and water. You look like you need some.

I'm sorry, are you insinuating that I look undernourished and dehydrated?

Did someone say knives? 👀 @ladyzirkonia I might be down for a round or two. Not sure you want to take me up on that though. If I know anything it’s how to handle a good knife.

@temple-elder, when is this 'game night' you're planning?

I do not personally care, but @kersplosion99 keeps asking

Oh hunter bad batch ❤️‍🩹

Happy final bad batch eve eve y’all

here’s a drawing from like two episodes ago

*fully grinning now* I do challenge @nite-owl-with-attitude

(in response to the previous conversation)

@sergeant-migraine Hmm and who might have taught you that. You seem pretty sure of yourself, perhaps I should put you to the test. *is always up for a fight, as it seems that Mandalorians bond with others like this*

@toothpick-man *annoyed* Oh really, another one? I am truly touched from the bottom of my heart that you are concerned about my well-being, sweetheart.

*facepalm* I…thank you, Cross. The answer is still no. 💀 They make you look like the most well-behaved porg in comparison.

@obviously-99 please help me explain why Kowakian monkeys would be a nightmare of a pet to keep around. Of course that’s probably exactly why @toothpick-man is suggesting it in the first place *very long sigh*

(@echo-in-here)

Have @acutie-archery and @kersplosion99 kept asking to get a pet? Or have you caved to Omega's tooka-eyes yet?

Have they kept asking? Is that a rhetorical question, vod? I’ve been fending off requests every day you’ve been gone…the latest was @toothpick-man and @kersplosion99 thinking I would say yes to a Kowakian monkey 😒😒😒

And no, candles just make my senses go on overload @acutie-archery, but they don’t cover up other smells…why, is there something I need to know about?

So we all can agree this was hot, right?

To all the shirtless Hunter requests! He washed his bandanas with the whites and now the bad batch have pretty pink briefs.

@cloned-eyes *blushing further* I’m flattered, honestly. Just um *clears throat* I thought we agreed this would be private? It’s a little personal, you know.

don't worry, daddy's home