EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT HOW PRETTY HE IS

sometimes i think we, as a community, forget how fucking weird aizawa is

i’m having thoughts about the boys who have a crabby, bad attitude girlfriend

characters: midoriya izuku (deku), bakugou katsuki, todoroki shouto

warnings: low key spice (nothing described), one use of daddy, pretty much brat taming vibes but also a lil bit of fluff

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DEKU:

people are weirded out that sweetheart, always saving people with a smile on his face Pro Hero Deku is dating someone who seems to be the opposite of him

you’re rarely seen smiling, scowling at the people around you or rolling your eyes, you’ve always got something snippy to say

they would think that Bakugou would be a better match for you but even he says, “Deku, why the fuck are you datin’ such a bitchy girl?”

Deku calls you his sweet angel but your attitude is far from it

and it’s to no one’s attention how you cling to your boyfriend when the two of you are out on a date, seen with a pinched glare at everything and everyone around you but Deku knows that you don’t like being crowded and is sure to secure you away from everyone’s gaze, politely telling his fans to excuse him so that he can spend alone time with you

when he’s got you pulled into a hug against his hard body, no one else sees how you visibly relax both in posture and expression

the two of you are talking at a private bar that was rented just for the evening, a seemingly bored expression on your face as Deku does most of the talking but he knows that you’re listening to him and contribute to the conversation when you want to

and when a nosy reporter crashes into your private space to interview Deku, you hiss out curses and tell them to fuck off, “can’t you see that we’re trying to be alone here! the fuck is wrong with you?! butting in on us like that, i should smash this glass into your-“

“it’s okay angel, it’s alright.”

Deku is quick to calm you down and gives the reporter the number of his PR agent so that they can schedule something, all for your sake because you’d been complaining about the amount of nights he’s been spending away from you and this night was supposed to be about quality time

the outside world sees your resting bitch face when you’re out with Deku, but they don’t see that when your boyfriend picks you up so easily in his arms to hug you, you hide your expression into his neck and only he hears the soft mumble of, “love you izuku…”

everyone thinks that you’re so sour but you’re actually the sweetest thing Deku has ever had the pleasure of having, you’re especially sweet in between your legs when he’s got his head down there and you’re clutching his locks while moaning his name to the ceiling

no one gets to see when that hard expression melts away when he’s got you in his bed with your wrists held together in one hand while he fucks away into you, only Deku gets to see the hearts in your eyes for him when he’s got you cock drunk and wrapping your legs around his waist tighter to press himself closer into you

and you smile just for him when he’s painted you white inside, giddy and overflowing with affection while you say his name over and over again in the cutest voice

so Deku is fine that you’re a little surly, it’s nothing that he can’t handle Bakugou is his childhood friend after all so he’s used to it

he likes you the way you are, guarded against everyone else but so soft with him and him alone

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"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

The hornier I am the more fucked my kinks become like idk who that nasty bitch is but she scares me sometimes 😭

for ur mini event ? could i get valentine's day with midoryia ? <3

★﹒₊‧ matsukawa!bf things

matching pjs, but like subtlety.. classic white tee with matching pants (green plaid, star wars, family guy..)

teaching you to skate and going to the skate park together (firm believer in skate!rat issei)

writes you songs, but he doesn't sing them rlly l, just a rlly nice instrumental on bass or acustic

LATE night drives when he can't sleep so he drives by your house to see if your light is still on. even if it isn't he calls you anyways and ofc you answer, trying your hardest to sneak out and y'all go get some food, blast music and look at the stars until you actually start getting tired

horror fanatic. he LOVES horror movies and is NEVER phased by them, it's kinda scary that you're cowering in his side while he's just casually watching it. you swear he jumped ONCE but he says it was a shiver (it wasn't)

GOSSIPY COUPLE y'all talk hella shit abt everyone. ppl just tell the two of you stuff and y'all aren't total bitches so you keep it between y'all two but still you know all about what some fangirl tried saying to oikawa and wtv else

will go shopping w you and loves to watch you try everything on

he's like ur doll, ew that's a weird way of putting it but like he will let u do ANYTHING to him. paint his nails, dress him up, apply makeup on him, face mask, anything !!

he loves to bake with you. he can't bake at all but one day he brought cupcake mix to your house and y'all just started making it, but now he likes to make everything from scratch and he's gotten pretty good over time

he really likes when you read to him. it could be the most boring ass book, his words, but hearing it from you just eases him (?)

♥︎author note: sorry this may be messy i did this in the last 10 minutes of my ceramics class

various !

🍮hq! and mha! as kissing tropes i love (various)

mha !

🍮sero hc's bc i'm in love with him (s.h) prt.2 bc i can't get enough of him

🍮omg what ! part 3 of sero hc !?! this time bf edition

🍮my faves and their favorite song off evermore (s.h, i.m, k.b, o.u)

🍮11:10pm (s.h)

🍮how they crush (s.h, i.m, k.b)

🍮sero crushing on his bsf hc's (s.h) +

🍮crushing on bsf ft. Mistletoe (s.h) (prt 2 to ⬆️)

🍮 11:46pm (s.h)

🍮 rating how good of a bf they'd be (s.h, i.m, k.b)

🍮 sero drabbles 1, drabble 2, drabble 3, drabble 4,

🍈 izuku taking care of you while sick (i.m) 

🍈classy (b.k)

🍈 sero brain dump: concert (s.h)

🍈 types of crushees they are (s.h) (i.m) (k.b)

🍈 almost meeting the parents. (s.h) (alt title; keir projecting her inability to commit to anyone as she dreams of sero comforting her)

🍈 when they're down bad (s.h), (i.m), (k.b), (d.k)

🍈sero with a healer / angel s/o (s.h)

🍈how they drive (i.m),(m.a) ,(d.k) ,(k.b)

🍈 ochako as ur gf (o.u) another one some more bc i love her so

🍈 thinking about the bakusquad (b.k), (s.h), (k.d), (k.e),

🍈 when do they get slurpee’s? (multi)

🍈 shouto angst ? idk what to title it (s.t)

🍈 lil drabble abt buying a home w bkg (b.k)

🍈 date gone wrong (s.h)

spider-verse !

To be added …

haikyuu !

🍈matsukawa boyfriend things ! (i.m)

🍈oikawa head canons (o.t)

🍈 Thinking about Hanamaki Takahiro who met the love of his life in high school. (h.t)

🍈 brainrot abt Maki becoming a stand up comedian (h.t)

Squarey boy 💙💙💙

★﹒₊‧ sero headcanons bc i'm in love w him.

student!sero

he's math smart, like he just grasps the concepts and formulas so well his favorite math is pre calc. he doesn't like do math for fun tho!! but in class he's the guy that will be all "damn i don't feel too good about that test i disent study at all!" and then make one of the highest grades. he's ok at sciences, but history and english is just a big no for him. he doesn't see the point at all !! like all the grammar and dates, he thinks it's totally useless. he is also a good study partner. his vibe is just very calm and peaceful (whenever he's not talking abt wtv him and his friends did the other night) he's also good at explaining things. like walking u through how to do the problems, why it's this instead of that, etc.. ok ik canonly he makes like not the best grades, but i'm ignoring that bc in my head sero helps me w alg.2 :| he doesn't rlly pay attention in class tho. he's that guy that u always see throwing paper balls and wtv at his friends and u think "wtv he's only hurting his own education" and then he gets like a 90% on the next test. :|

boyfriend!sero

the absolute best. that's it. he is so goof-ly (is that a word?) in love w you it's actually cringeworthy. and ok. i'm a strong believer in mean studious gf & goofy laidback bf and that's 10000% his type. ofc he loves someone who can match his energy and all that but something abt the babes that always look pissed or w their nose in a book gets him goin'. his favorite types of dates are staying in one of ur rooms (mainly urs. he just likes the vibe) and studying or just talking & asking u to do ur skincare routine on him or wtv !! or getting breakfast dinner at like 11pm on a saturday night. also he is so understanding and forgiving. like let's say ur being hella stressed out, exam season and whatnot, u have so much to do and can't figure out where to start, how to organize it, HOW TO DO IT, and so u start pushing ppl away a tad. not violently. just not spending time w ur friends or ur boyfriend, isolating itself basically, and not eating properly. so sero, being the amazing caring bf he is, tries to talk to you and express his concerns but oh no... u snap at him. not rlly at him but it's like the final straw. maybe u say something totally mean? maybe you just scream at him that u can do it urself, and to get tf out. he'll leave u alone for mmm maybe 2 hours. then calming asking you to talk. now your thinking "omfg he's breaking up w me" BUT NO NO NO ! he just wants to have a convo w you after you've kinda let it out, even if it was on him.. now when you meet him in his room ur like about to bawl ur eyes out bc u can't figure out how to apologize to him, but he just lets u come in, wipes ur tears kisses you on the forehead telling you how he knows ur sorry and just ties to calm you down and see what he can do to help. even if it's just being there.

auth note: ew this was longer than i wanted it to be. also it's pretty much just a projection on what i need rn

Roomate!Sero headcanons

See a little blurb abt first meetings here!

Sero is definitely the best roommate of the gang I think. Maybe kirishima could be first but he def wakes u up with his protein smoothie shit

Fairly clean! He doesn’t leave the kitchen a mess, cleans up food if he ordered in or if he had the guys over however. What he will not do is take out the trash.

No one knows why. He just doesn’t touch it. He will 100% just let it overflow.

One time you went away for a while to visit family and came back to the trash bin completely full and a new bag halfway just sitting on the ground next to it.

“You know i probably saved this country from being run by the mafia at least a dozen times! I think the least you could do to thank me is to relieve me of trash duty” 🙂‍↕️

He isn’t a stoner in this AU but I do think he smokes the za. He def has joint pain (man has tape dispensers for elbows, that’s gotta cause issues) and gets hella bad migraines and he also lives a very STRESSFUL WORK LIFE pls let this man have a joint every now & then

His decor style is pretty decent too! Mainly just hella warm lights. You guys have a rule abt the big light. It never turns on.

Also has plants everywhere

His room is more personalized: broken skateboards on his wall, plants, still hella lamps and warm table lights, records on the wall from artist he’s never heard of (Jiro gave them to him) , black bedding (I’m thinking kinda like this but brighter)

He’s a Pro hero but I always see Sero has being more of an underground pro. Just in the sense that he handles like discrete drug and weapons oppressions where he can’t really be in the spotlight.

Def goes undercover a lot and is fucking good at it to. (He likes playing male believe)

Incredibly irregular schedule. Sometimes he’ll come home at 5pm and you guys maybe hang out then the next morning you’re seeing him coming back again…

“The mafia doesn’t sleep and neither do I sweetheart”

Calls you nicknames but the tone in which he does it makes you think nothing of it until…. You catch feelings. Bc that will happen living with him.