Feels Weird Being Like. Yeah I Think Boobs And Ass And Penis Are Cool, No I Do Not Want To Physically

Mongolian throat singing on that dick

i love trans women so much

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

They’re playing some fire ass Italian music in this Olive Garden bathroom

Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National Cathedral as his senior aides attempted to persuade Carter funeral attendees to leave their seats and pay respects to the 45th president. “This coffin sure is impressive, isn’t it? Full Story

Obama WILLhave sex with me

on tumblr people will say "yeah i've got 7 mental illnesses" then call you schizo for the most mundane symptoms and on reddit people will say "i'm a slightly awkward introvert" and you go to their profile to see their post history and they have mental health issues you didn't know god could create

I’m the type of guy who likes jokes and fun. Holler if you want me 🤑

The door door to door salesman and the door knob door to door salesman ahould be required to have an oiled up testicular torsion-off to the death in my living room in order to fairly decide who gets to install the door into the frame (they keep the hinges and screws behind their little ears)

Markiplier in the reverse bear trap

I 💗 you transfems