Peeking Out Of His Coffin With One Eye Open, A Jealous President-elect Donald Trump Reportedly Threw
Peeking out of his coffin with one eye open, a jealous President-elect Donald Trump reportedly threw his own state funeral Thursday in an effort to upstage the late Jimmy Carter’s ceremony. “I’m way deader than he is,” mumbled Trump, who lay at the opposite end of the National Cathedral as his senior aides attempted to persuade Carter funeral attendees to leave their seats and pay respects to the 45th president. “This coffin sure is impressive, isn’t it? Full Story
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oh btw just gonna put this out there- if you're a terf should fall headfirst on a railroad spike
They’re playing some fire ass Italian music in this Olive Garden bathroom
feels weird being like. yeah i think boobs and ass and penis are cool, no i do not want to physically interact sexually with a person, but also i'll like platonically honk your boob or hog or whatever with the same level of seriousness as like giving you a high five
A possible Pink pony club cover by me:
Big boner club
I wanna keep on dancing at the big boner club
I wanna keep on dancing on that big morning wood
I wanna keep on dancing at the big boner club
Big boner club
*I play the guitar with my sick ass cock*
I am feeling perpendicular
you fucking with fat bitches?
Since day 1 you stupid son of a bitch
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