All Y'all Fuckers When You Say You Ain't Gonna Vote

fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone

Reblog to give a trans woman a delicious Cuban sandwich

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends

A possible Pink pony club cover by me:

Big boner club

I wanna keep on dancing at the big boner club

I wanna keep on dancing on that big morning wood

I wanna keep on dancing at the big boner club

Big boner club

*I play the guitar with my sick ass cock*

Obama WILLhave sex with me

Idc we that you’re poly I only care whether or not you’re a bunch of squares

Are you squares?🤨⬛️

HMU if you wanna get married. Cool couples ONLY. If you’re lame I’ll scream at such a volume and such a pitch that my glasses will shatter and I’ll make you pay for new ones. And also. Eye surgery for me probably

the police budhget should be one dirty old penny that smells & is cursed

oh btw just gonna put this out there- if you're a terf should fall headfirst on a railroad spike

76 years ago I burnt down the White House and nobody noticed.