Losing Isn't Enough I Want Emilia Perez To Be Shot In The Street Like A Dog

Rotating on that dick like it’s a sit n’ spin. Or a hot dog on the hot dog roller

The door door to door salesman and the door knob door to door salesman ahould be required to have an oiled up testicular torsion-off to the death in my living room in order to fairly decide who gets to install the door into the frame (they keep the hinges and screws behind their little ears)

Markiplier in the reverse bear trap

the police budhget should be one dirty old penny that smells & is cursed

I just think it would be so awesome sauce if there was a secret underground commune hidden under an old abandoned subway system that were born without feet and only drank horse milk but sadly this is only a hypothetical PURELY FICTIONAL. DO NOT look for the commune it DOES NOT EXIST and if you try to find it you’ll look really silly and everyone will point and laugh!!! Again not real

trans girls will have the most beautiful voices just so casually

Mongolian throat singing on that dick

You’re like a little ant I’m gonna put you in my toothbrush so you think you’re stuck in the woods but everyone will know that you aren’t and they’ll laugh at you

I want you to leave me at the bottom of a deep, long abandoned well with a viscous and diseased poisonous snake and then slowly fill the well with water

TikTok has finally gone down 😔✊