Sorry To Have To Tell You This But If A Stranger Comes To Your Inbox Or Slides In Your DMs Asking You

Mongolian throat singing on that dick

Omg I just i think i just I

How I look trying to find my glasses that are on my face

if you're gonna mock psychosis, consider this:

1. you are a cunt

2. you're a cunt

3. you're a fucking cunt

4. you're a cunt

5. you are, in fact, a cunt.

the police budhget should be one dirty old penny that smells & is cursed

My naughty, dirty, Special Funk Pudding is nearly ready

I want you to leave me at the bottom of a deep, long abandoned well with a viscous and diseased poisonous snake and then slowly fill the well with water

on tumblr people will say "yeah i've got 7 mental illnesses" then call you schizo for the most mundane symptoms and on reddit people will say "i'm a slightly awkward introvert" and you go to their profile to see their post history and they have mental health issues you didn't know god could create