Truuuuue In Sooo Many Ways.

My cat tiger (near the pillow ) my black cat kaia ( with the blue collar on) my mom cat eil (on the computer)

Tell me your own or someone else funny lGBTQ+ story

FLOOFY CHILD 😆😆😆

hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing

Oof right in my testifeels

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

OMG my cats are dragons

I would totally do this.

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

U ma'am/sir deserve a metal for ur hard work and a party. Food as well and luv the drawing.

After 43 attempts!!!!!

Is it me or do some of the writing rhyme 😕

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All trans men are real men and tho how say otherwise...FUCK YOU

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

Double nana. Double luck. For 2 years..... FUCK IT I'M IN IT 4 THE LUCK.👍👍👍👍

Two years?! I’m in!