**picks It Up, Unhinges My Jaw And Eats It Whole Like A Snake**

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for any selfshippers who wear glasses, imagine your f/o leaning in close and gently pushing them up back into place whenever they slump down, and giving you a quick kiss after doing so.

proship / darkship / ect. dni.

The joys of having obscenely long hair is that when your arms get cold, you can just drape it over your shoulders like some weird ass human shawl and walk around the house like that.

Fuck it, if I look weird, idc, I'm warm, I'm happy, I might look like Cousin It from the Adams Family but I couldn't care less, you know why?

BECAUSE I GOT A FUCKIN HAIR SHAWL

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

Lady Maria- *gets ripped apart by reality again*

Luzon Bleeding-heart Dove (Gallicolumba luzonica), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, endemic to Luzon, Philippines

photograph by Kao Tai

**EATS ART**

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"The sun offered it's blood to the Moon..."

"...And the Moon welcomed the oath with loving embrace."

I love these two sm

Lil guy looks like he's tripping balls

Choose your fighter

I CAST *DEATH*

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

I was giggling wayyyy too much while writing that, I was finding this way too funny to picture. Just Andrew getting swarmed by bunnies and Fritz just looking at the Banana Splits like :0

(Sorry for spamming so many asks lmfao TvT)

Ask for Andrew!

Hypothetically, if there were to suddenly be a comically large spoon mailed to yours and Fritz's house by an unknown sender... along with a lifetime supply of banana split *and* snickers... along with a swarm of fluffy bunnies, and I mean a copious, unruly amount of them, bursting forth from a hidden compartment within said giant package containing all of these oddly specific items, what would you do and how would you react? Asking for no specific reason in particular.

Purely hypothetically speaking, I swear!

"There's... Quite a lot going on in this message."

Fall <3

Fall <3