This Is Why Aizawa's Hair Is Only Up When He's At Home Grading

first ko-fi request is a sketch of shigadabi hanging out i.e., playing a dating sim i love to think about that scenario!!!

Prompt: Undead

Some of our beautiful villains

Tomura, waking up in the hospital: You’re holding my hand.

Dabi: Yeah, I told them we’re married so that you don’t testify against me in court. Look, I even got you a ring.

Tomura: So you want us to fake being married?

Dabi: No, we’re real married. I forged your signature.

Tomura: …

Dabi: Your heart rate monitor is really going wild there boss.

Shigaraki: You’re telling me something went wrong with the warp and Dabi has been replaced by an alternate version of himself where he’s a hero?

Kurogiri: …

———

Shigaraki: Don’t do anything stupid.

Hero Touya: Oh no, Mr. Villain. Please don’t hurt me. 😏

Shigaraki: Relax, I’m not gonna touch you.

Hero Touya: Why not? 🥺

Shigaraki:

Friend said Snabi would absolutely play dead, but only for the drama

Bonus Hawks

im sick of my parents trying to reconcile

Thinking about how Horikoshi confirmed that Shigaraki is a rage quitter.

Imagine when the league first formed and they didn’t know each other very well yet.

They’re all sitting in the bar, listening to Shigaraki screaming from his room like “ARE YOU PLAYING WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED? DID YOU HAND YOUR GRANDMA THE CONTROLLER???? YOU SHOULD, SHE’D PROBABLY DO BETTER THAN YOU!”

The rest of the league is like “This is who’s leading us?” and Spinner is like “I get it.”

tomura has a new friend 🐈

Dabi, texting Shigaraki’s number on a whim: RIP I was always into you.

Shigaraki: Worst confession ever

Dabi: You’re not dead?!

Shigaraki: I faked it.

Dabi: I lied. You’re nothing to me.

Shigaraki: Oh, he’s embarrassed now. How cute.