I’ll Be Good, I Will

And to think I said "pid" instead of pod smh

BEN & Jeff: We're two peas in a pod.

Y/N: No bitch, y'all two rees in a tard.

mmmmmm this is my bookmark, don’t mind me…

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this is so danny, you can't tell me that he wouldn't be willing to go at it for hours

Can't even remember if I already reblogged this, but even if I did, it deserves a second.

Hello! Can I request something with Schlatt?  Ive binge read every post of your and oh my goooooddddd its just <3 

Can the request with schlatt be suggestive/or nsfw, where schlatt is trying to get into kinks? (being new to it all). The kink can be anything you want, your writing is just so amazing. all the best!

also can i be, if its not taken, 🕷anon?

Hello friend! I really had to wrack my brain for this one, because I've got a list of kinks I could've pulled out here, haha. ^^; This one is a bit...out there, so please let me know if there's something else you would've liked to see! Enjoy!~

Please note: This is not what fully encompasses a session with this kink! Anything mentioned is extremely brief for the sake of the story! Thank you!

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When you first brought up the concept of your hypnosis kink with Schlatt, the man was...skeptical to say the least. Nobody really thought that stuff worked right? Nobody truly in their heart of hearts believed that some werido swinging a pocket watch around was gonna get them to listen to their every command...right?

Yet the more you talked to him about it, how it worked and how you would never ever dare to make him do something against his will, Schlatt started to consider it. It was going to take a lot of trust, but it was something he was willing to delve into with you. He finally approached you after what he felt was one of the longest days of his life, a pleading look in his golden eyes.

You had him sit in his favorite chair in the office, and while that, coupled with the soft, lulling music would've seemed normal, you couldn't help but be amused by the confusion painted across his features. "What's that for?" Schlatt asked in a slightly accusatory tone. He pointed at the dark, knotted toy that was stuck to his desk.

"Trust the process," you told him, kissing his fuzzy cheek sweetly. "Now just lean back and let me handle everything alright?" The ram squinted at you, hesitant already about this so-called "process". Yet he conceded, folding his hands together and leaning back.

"Good," you chirped, letting your voice take a slower, lower octave. "I want you to close your eyes for me Schlatt, just listen to my words for a few minutes." You watched him visibly relax in the chair, your voice working to calm him and verbally rub the knots out of his body.

"Take a few nice deep breaths for me now," you guided, watching as the feared president of Manburg melted under your words. Schlatt followed your instructions to a 't' as you watched with slight awe as his muscles tightened and loosened when you asked. You watched with delight when he slowly fell apart, fingers falling limp, jaw going slack. If one didn't know any better, they'd probably accuse him of falling asleep at work.

"Can you hear me Schlatt?" you tested softly, letting yourself undress as you spoke. You had a special plan for this stubborn ram and this little toy. You watched with rapt attention as he nodded slowly. "Very good. I want you to open your eyes and look at the toy on your desk."

Golden orbs that were glazed over opened just enough to lay sight to the object of attention. "Take notice of how it looks just a bit too similar doesn't it," you spoke, making sure your voice carried a level of certainty to it. You wanted him to believe you after all. "In fact, the longer you look, the all more familiar it becomes to your own cock. Every ridge and curve the exact same. And it's going to take the place of your cock Schlatt. Every single time you see me use this toy, all sensation will transfer to you. You won't be able to escape the pleasure when you see me stroking it or riding it. Do you understand?"

Once more, Schlatt nodded, letting his heavy eyelids fall shut once more. You chuckled softly, silently stepping over to rub at the base of his horns. "Very good sweet ram," you cooed. "Now I'm going to bring you up out of trance at the count of ten. You'll wake feeling very relaxed, like you just had the best nap of your life, remembering as little or as much of this as you'd like. Ready?"

The process of bringing Schlatt up out of trance was slow, but sure as you had told him, you speaking the word "ten" was like a gentle alarm clock the nudged him to full consciousness. The ram hybrid yawned loudly, stretching big as if he truly had just gotten up for the morning. You smiled brightly as his eyes opened, practically popping out of their sockets when he saw you naked with the toy in your hands.

"The hell did I miss?" Schlatt muttered, more to himself than you. Before he could consider what exactly happened that he couldn't recall, he watched your hand stroke up on the toy. A jolt of pleasure shot through his body like an arrow, his member twitching to life beneath his slacks. "Wh-what the fuck?"

You giggled deviously, letting saliva drip from your lips onto the toy as you continued to stroke it. An uncharacteristic high keen fell from Schlatt's lips as he bucked at the air. His memory finally caught up with his groggy state as he recalled your words from trance.

You watched eagerly as pleasure coursed through Schlatt's body with every movement you made on the toy. You continued stroking the silicon dick until you could see his thighs quiver with need. Slowly, purely just to tease, you let it slip between your legs. Both of you were moaning in unison, your ram from the pleasure of feeling you completely encompass him yet not at all, and you from the fullness of the toy.

When you started to move, Schlatt started to ramble. Words of praise, pleas for the you to "not fucking stop, dear god please don't stop," and more fell like the prettiest song you've ever heard. He was bucking his hips against nothing until he finally came, practically screaming out for you.

You slowed yourself to a halt, toy buried inside you and all, a knowing smile on your lips. "Had enough yet?" you smirked as you gingerly pulled the silicone from your aching hole. You yourself weren't done, but Schlatt very well may have been.

A cocky grin was what greeted you when you met his eyes. "Oh doll," he chuckled darkly, standing up to approach you. "We're just gettin' started with this little magic trick of yours."

Needless to say, Schlatt was very much a fan of your "magic trick".

HOHOHOHOHO IM BUSY BUT SAVING THIS FOR LATER 🏃‍♀️

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ty breeding the fuck outta you :3

Got me low-key kicking my feet and giggling, ngl

HE’S SO CUTE😭😭😭😭

His face while he’s hitting the cowbell 😭😭😭😭😭

I want him so bad 😔

Petition for Evan to become my bf 🤞🤞🤞🤞

I could be his controversially younger gf🙏

creds to mommy, @yes-divine-ruler for sending em 😋🤞

thinking abt changing my pfp but idk if i wanna get rid of danny 😭

rip artie </3

you shall be missed o7

The best answer ever

Haha, ignore the fact that I'm hiding in the bathroom from my prof, but hear me out. The way Schlatt would be so soft and hide all his kinks the first time you two have sex and then you bring up how nice his hands look and he's like "...😐...😏"

And the way he would choke you is just- jdjebfkdndhfksbd

i’d hide from my professor too i can’t blame you 😭

as soon as you’d say that he’d ask to “c’mere” and when you turn to face him his hand wraps around your throat and just starts full on making out with you and jsnssssisuebwbeegdusksjehrydjhhsdh

Found this while waiting for my dbd game to start. My friends are now asking what I wheezed about

Y/n: “Guys… I’m trans…”

Freddy: “What? Like, a transformer?”

Y/n: “Well I mean-“

Ghostface: “Autobot’s! Rollout!, BRRR-“

*picks Y/n up and runs around with them*

Merry Christmas darling~🔞

Billy Lenz x f!reader 

Warnings: Somnophilia, Vulgar language, The nasties✨, Classic Billy, Head (f receiving), P in V, Porn without plot, Mommy kink

Word Count: >500

A/n: this one is quite short but a lot of fun to write! This was not recommended and writers block made this my post for today. Even though its short, I think its good. Enjoy! All the loves, Shady <3

!Minors DNI!

You awoke to the sound of slurping and you yelped at the intrusion between your legs. Billy groaned as he looked up at you to see you awake. He smiled against your cunt as he stuck his tongue out. He swirled his tongue around and sucked on your clit. You threw your head back, head still foggy from sleep. You arched your back as he stuck his tongue into your pussy and moved it around skillfully.

Your vision turned blurry and you crossed your eyes when you came. Your body writhed as he held your cunt flesh to his mouth, fluids splashing into his gaping maw. He swallowed your cum with a smile on his face. He murmured something intelligible as he sat up, wiping his face.

He lent up to kiss you as he struggled to undo his belt. He pulled off his sweater when he pulled out of the kiss and yanked off his pants while mumbling about "needing to fuck his pretty piggy". He planted desperate, sloppy kisses on your neck as he rutted his hips against your thigh. 

"Such a pretty s-slut~ Such a good girl, letting Billy ride her thigh like this- f-fuucccckkkk that feels so good!~" He moaned loudly, not caring if the other girls in the house heard. He tugged off his boxers and rubbed his tip against your entrance.

He groaned as he rubbed his shaft against your nether regions. He looked up at you as he pushed inside of you. He moaned your name when he reached the hilt, your breath hitching in your throat at the stretch. He started to pound into you at a fast pace, causing you to grip the sheets and almost scream in ecstasy. 

He smiled at you as he gripped onto the headboard, the whole bed creaking against the force of his thrusts. He gripped your hip as he fucked into you.

"Such a good piggy. Letting Billy fuck her dumb. Are you dick drunk already? Billy's juicy cock too much for you? How cute~" He moaned loudly as your cunt squeezed around him at his words. 

He fucked into you faster with a gorgeous flush on his cheeks, brows furrowed. His grip on the headboard was so tight, you could've sworn you heard it crack. 

"Fucking piggy cunt feels so good. Such a sloppy cunt. FUCK! Billy loves you soooo much! Mommy!~" That was the first time you heard him call you that.

In your lustful haze you called out to him. "C-call me thAT again." You moaned out.

Billy smiled at you and nodded happily. He started loudly moaning "Mommy!" and pounding into you. You could feel the coil in your stomach. 

Tighter.

Tighter.

Tighter!

"I'm gonna!-" You cut yourself off with a scream of his name. Billy moaned loudly and fucked you through your high and into his. He mumbled and quickly pulled out and covered your thighs and stomach in his cum. He panted and looked at the mess he made.

"Naughty Billy. Made such a big mess…" He mumbled under his breath. He grabbed a cloth and cleaned his mess up before collapsing beside you

"Merry Christmas darling~"