Laios

Abolish Tesla.

Finally finished this!!! (Kinda)

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when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

emotional support beanie for old man

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

Peak comedy

New graffiti in Norwich!

finished rewatching mp100 s1 earlier today and it’s literally The funniest reigen arc when you break down what’s going on in his head through all that… he was like huh my student is AWOL and not answering his phone.. good thing the phone i gave him doubles as a TRACKING DEVICE, i’ll find him. huh he’s all the way out here in the woods in this sketchy facility [no more than mildly concerned about this]. ok i’ll just walk up to the twenty-five or so people standing guard outside this building and act bitchy until they let me inside. now i’m waltzing down the halls and corridors of this sketchy building way out in the woods and i’ve discovered that these people are KIDNAPPING CHILDREN? well, i’ll give them a stern talking-to about THAT! oi mobbu! they kidnapped you? damn ok let’s get out of here. wait lol who are these lame adults in silly costumes… weird lmao. oh SHIT they have POWERS? mob isn’t the ONLY PERSON in the world with psychic powers as i have assumed for the past 3 years?!? ok ok ok adjusting my entire worldview.. ok it’s adjusted. let me just punch these guys in the face real quick.

necklace carpet sharks are SO silly and beautiful and it is of upmost importance that you all look at them