I Feel Like Now Would Be A Good Time To Inform You All That I Do Not Speak Bass Clef

Instead of cronching rosin, why not down some valve oil?

its the brass player ritual you gotta take a shot after every split note my body is 86% valve oil and my joints are so efficient

Marching Quotes #2

"Its a weed cookie!"

"I am magenta and therefore I dont exist."

"I. AM. A. SHRUB."

"Oh god, they're forming a circle."

"Its crop top season!"

"I ate a small child. I'm not sorry."

"Theres pot brownies by the trumpet tree!"

"Cooking class contraband - you cant bring in premade cookies"

“You haven’t tried either and therefore you are nothing.”

“AAAAHHH MY FAMILY!” -Alumni

“Give us the tinfoil, we’re making a wall.”

"I can see the shit stain on the back of your pants."

"Hippity hoppity, all of your family is now my property."

"CHOO CHOO!"

"Band directors dont eat."

"WHAT ARE YOU AN ANIMAL?!"

"You're actually f**king Jesus!"

Happy End of Marching Season!

Actually no, I still havent done my symphonic band chair placements but they're due today? Like havent even sight read them, guys, I'm screwed. And I'll miss marching band?

Tomorrow's the end of season party and the last time I'll be seeing 17/24 trumpets until I decide to crash a concert band sectional. Plus two of them switched to french horn, so idk.

Our marching band is two periods a day, so I'm getting another study hall, which is both good and bad, so that's fun.

I'm just kinda hoping I do mediocre on the placements rn? I did this last year and got second chair in concert band, and then first chair guy switched school and I was section leader. The symphonic band kids know what they're doing, though? And I'm the only one without private lessons? I'm s c a r e d?

Anyway, I'll miss marching band. The kids there were chill and I'll miss them too. Happy concert season!

Do you hear sleigh bells yet? ;)

yeah it was pretty good. the valves get stuck more than my other one, but other than that its pretty good quality.

I'd definitely say get a used one for a first one, but be careful which one you get people are sketchy

I’m about to buy a cheap trumpet off of ebay wish me luck

If I ever go deaf, I just want everyone to know that it was the group of 3 trumpets who sit behind me and blast into my ears to annoy me. Thank you.

Theres a version where I squeezed drumline into their box. We all knew where they went already tho, so...

Discuss.

Serious question. What is the best instrument?

hello dearest band nerds that follow me. I have announcements to make.

firstly I have changed my name.

shanadoestrumpet -> shanaistired

both of these are still true. but i have gained a personality outside of being a band kid so here are the rest of my announcements.

you most likely follow me because i am a marching band blog. unfortunately i also made the mistake of making this my main so if I want to do anything ever people will see that I am a nerd. This doesn't bother me but i am enlightened and wish for more.

anyways! I have other personality traits now! I am a comedian and im funny and i dance and do theater and im a woman in stem.

I still do marching band!! But other things too. I'll be reblogging things that aren't band soon, and will be very annoying about it. I'll still post about band! But mostly other shit.

Anyways if you think I'm cool you can stick around, like, I'm funny and things, I swear. But im freeing myself from the band nerd chains I created years ago.

I love all of you and I thank you for following me as a humble band kid, but I am also letting you know this blog isn't staying the same. If you don't want to stick around that's cool also as well :) don't feel bad about unfollowing me !

That's all! Starting soon I'm gonna get real annoying! See yall later :D

Marching Quotes #3

"You guys sound like a wet, soggy potato chip."

"Why are the sousas all twerking with their sousas around their waists?"

"You all like soggy potato chips?"

"I like soup!"

"Is squad zero people the people who dont have their instruments?"

"You're going to eggplant arent you."

"I want a peach."

"Hold me back, sir."

"I'm moist."

"Look out for the puddle of suffering."

"mY sOcKs aRe dAMp"

"I RAN AND IT WAS A MISTAKE."

"The puddle is suffering, death is going inside and still walking in water because it's in your shoes."

"I want to kermit go home."

"(Trumpet) LOOKS LIKE AN ANTELOPE"

"We must discuss those two's removal from the trumpet party."

"You have to be a big tittie"

"WE NEED TO GO TO W A R"

"WhY are you a bIRd?"

Hello everyone my tumblr got hacked sry abt that one ad!

And hey! If yours get hacked! Check your queue! They store stuff there!!