After Years Of Being Told Off For My Instrument Choice Because "trumpet Is The Easiest Instrument" And

I honestly just wish that my school can put on our musical this spring. Corona has made our rehearsals cancelled and I am very upset for all the seniors who might not get to be in their last musical :)))

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Some of my favorite quotes from this masterpiece.

"Cool Timpani with small fan"

"Keep both feet together"

"Insert peanuts"

"Breathe now"

"Tune the Uke"

"Light explosives now.....and......now."

"Release the penguins"

"If there is a 3rd clarinet, some violins may go"

"Slap thigh"

"Cornet use ice"

"Add bicycle"

"Remove cattle from stage"

"Bow real fast"

"Slippage may occur"

"Begin tuning flame slightly higher and higher"

"All harpists stand up and wait."

"Balance your chair on two legs"

"Moonwalk"

"Continue "swimming" motion"

"Rests are imaginary."

Heyyy marching band season for me is going to be over by halloween, so any tips of not having an emotional breakdown because I probably won't see my senior friends in person ever again?

Oh yeah theres lots of sadness involved. If you guys have an alumni night then maybe you'll get to see then again?? And if not I guess hug them and then cry. At least theres still the rest of the year :)

Instead of cronching rosin, why not down some valve oil?

its the brass player ritual you gotta take a shot after every split note my body is 86% valve oil and my joints are so efficient

MARCHING QUOTES 4!

The return of the quotes

"I can't believe Martha Stewart not only sewed the first American flag but also wrote America's theme song"

"Do you think if I took a nap they'd notice"

"I think you're wearing sunglasses so that nobody can see your eyes welling up with tears"

"Jesus lady really came up to the mellos like 'are you the brass?'"

"MOM I MET THE QUEEEEENNN"

"my identity is not bound to mortal terms and words."

"If you don't get off on it, the audience doesn't get off on it :D"

"The thickness comes from you opening the width of your throat."

"What are hemorrhoids"

"Please keep your coordinates out of your mouth"

"He is the epitome of white boy"

"It's too thick to fit in my mouth"

"God I'm so fucking pasty"

"I'm bisexual you can't expect me to choose anything"

"I will vomit on your shoes do not test me"

"Oh my god you killed her!"

"I don't drink water only piss"

"There is a dead body on the field what do we do?"

"Who wants to help excavate the site on the practice field where the ground is hollow we think there's a coffin"

Happy 22nd of September yall, do you remember?

ok so it’s off topic for a band blog, but this is necessary and will probably happen every year? But like…

Do you remember? 

"Trumpet players are just frustrated percussionists."

-Our High Brass director

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

*Lightning on the feild*

Literally Everybody: We're human lightning rods!!!!

Literally Everybody: *Sticks instruments and flags into the air as high as they possibly can*