OK New Game. Use This Website To See How Common Your First Name Is, And Then Put That Number In The Tags. 

Happy End of Marching Season!

Actually no, I still havent done my symphonic band chair placements but they're due today? Like havent even sight read them, guys, I'm screwed. And I'll miss marching band?

Tomorrow's the end of season party and the last time I'll be seeing 17/24 trumpets until I decide to crash a concert band sectional. Plus two of them switched to french horn, so idk.

Our marching band is two periods a day, so I'm getting another study hall, which is both good and bad, so that's fun.

I'm just kinda hoping I do mediocre on the placements rn? I did this last year and got second chair in concert band, and then first chair guy switched school and I was section leader. The symphonic band kids know what they're doing, though? And I'm the only one without private lessons? I'm s c a r e d?

Anyway, I'll miss marching band. The kids there were chill and I'll miss them too. Happy concert season!

Do you hear sleigh bells yet? ;)

They turned an old tuba into a fully functioning bathroom sink.

Marching Quotes #3

"You guys sound like a wet, soggy potato chip."

"Why are the sousas all twerking with their sousas around their waists?"

"You all like soggy potato chips?"

"I like soup!"

"Is squad zero people the people who dont have their instruments?"

"You're going to eggplant arent you."

"I want a peach."

"Hold me back, sir."

"I'm moist."

"Look out for the puddle of suffering."

"mY sOcKs aRe dAMp"

"I RAN AND IT WAS A MISTAKE."

"The puddle is suffering, death is going inside and still walking in water because it's in your shoes."

"I want to kermit go home."

"(Trumpet) LOOKS LIKE AN ANTELOPE"

"We must discuss those two's removal from the trumpet party."

"You have to be a big tittie"

"WE NEED TO GO TO W A R"

"WhY are you a bIRd?"

So we were plotting one of our new shows, and I'm marching normally, but some of the flutes go up to this one other flute next to me in one set and asks why she has to cross 3 and a half yard lines.

3 AND A HALF YARD LINES. IN. 12. COUNTS.

So I did some math and that's about a 3.4 to 5 step if anyone was wondering.

And no matter how much all of the flutes (and mellos, who do the same thing) are struggling. It is hilarious to watch.

ITS LIKE THEYRE PRANCING ACROSS THE FIELD IT GREAT.

@ our rival school (yes, we could hear you we didnt need that, thanks)

today’s question of the day, “Why on earth would you boo a marching band”, brought to you by college football

also “Why on earth would you threaten members of a marching band”

Whoops cant choose between the subcontrabass or double contrabass trumpets :)

what is the most cursed instrument??

Hey yall the bari sax next to the tenor sax next to me makes music pls listen

;)

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

You probably wont even get to me, but I'm willing to try because I am c u r i o u s

Hey! You just caught a pokemon! What could it be??

Everyone who reblogs this will get a random pokemon based off their blog and url! I’ll also provide a detailed analysis of why you and the pokemon go together.

My ex-clarinetist brother has just picked up french horn, and within the span of two days he has broken the string on one on the valves.