Tumblr Is Full Of Phrases That We Are All So Desensitized To That They're Just Normal, But If You Say

Oh the autistic urge to bite my phone

hatsune miku (real) (not clickbait) (at 3AM) (gone wrong)

the lesson we should all learn from minecraft is that more games should end with beautiful and symbolic poems

if there was any justice to chess, becoming the world chess champion would let you make one small en-passant level rule change to the game for the duration of your reign. like Carlsen beats Anand and he is ceremonially cloaked with the King's Crown and the Scepter of Chess and he says "uhhh, thanks guys. as my first decree as Chess Champion, pawns on the A and H files can capture forwards as well as diagonally" and the crowd goes wild. and grimly, chess masters around the world throw out their plans for "Vishy's Chess, Openings and Theory, 3rd ed." and open a new word document titled "magnus_stupid_bullshit_chess_NOTES.docx" and start theorizing.

it’s done did i ever mention how hard it is to work with english voice synthesizers in general vsqx link in the soundcloud post

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