@supablr EVERYBODY GET UP I Absolutely Need Somebody To Draw Rasta In A Suit In Front Of Paps, Yall Have

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Sayonara ~

like father like mother like daughter

Q: What's a "blind gossip"?

A: Blind gossip are usually one or two lines with clues written almost entirely in code detailing a shocking rumour about someone that isn't public knowledge yet. A celebrity blind is an item of gossip about a celebrity that is not revealed to the public until it is published in a newspaper or magazine.

Q: Who do you write about?

A: As a reliable source with a job in the football industry I write about famous first-league players.

Q: I saw something shocking. What's the way to contact you?

A: Push the "WHAT'S YOUR CONFESSION? ⚽" button on my profile. I'll review your gossip ASAP.

Q: What are the rules of requesting?

A: There are some rules. You need to follow the major one for me to review your gossip.

NEVER give the name of the player you're talking about nor their team. The best way to write about that person is using specific terms. Everyone knows who's the climber or the vampire. Do your best! Don't use their nationality.

ex. The blonde soldier and his relationship with his teammate is getting harder and harder to hide.

The sunshine strudel lover started seeing the outer space player. Their coaches approve.

Q: Do you allow ships?

A: Yes, I allow (almost all) ships, as long as they're non pro-ships. You need to tell me precisely what you have seen.

Q: Do you allow self-inserts or Au's?

A: Yes, I allow both self-inserts and Au's as long as you're precise.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

I laughed really hard when I read this.

Sayonara ~

Shakes x Skarra

Ship Headcanons:

Okay look we all know very damn well that thesse two are gonna need some help on the relationship im talking like profesional help.

There is some point in Couple's Counselling where their theraphist snaps and just goes 'Look Skarra i can either help you get over Shakes or get with him, not both!' Or 'You either stop pretending you don't care about this or start caring!'

İt gets easier after that.

Verg big on PDA once they go public (which -let's face it- won't take long) arm across shoulders, hand in the other's back pocket, kiss on the cheek, hip bumps, hand holding, etc. etc.

Extending on that both teams have stopped letting their respective players sit on the front row whenever they come to eachother's matches since Skarra and Sahakes' new favourite goal celebration is tugging the other down and smooching.

Vince visibly gagged the first time they did it, Coach called Shakes' mom.

The dogs warm up to Shakes surprisingly quickly Skarra suspects he let them have chesse or something.

Whenever they argue both dogs take Shakes' side just to piss him off.

After their first Big argument Shakes left the house to try and give both of them some space but they both have major seperation anxiety do he came back 20 mins. later to a...quite distraught Skarra.

They made it a rule that no matter how mad they are instead of leaving they'll stick by eachother and when it's time to actually talk it through they'll be cıvıl about it.

Dee's reaction to them dating was looking Skarra dead in the eyes and saying 'you don't deserve him' that dosen't mean she likes him though, she tolarates him at best.

Spenza looked Skarra dead in the eyes and said 'i'm onto you buddy', he never stopped looking for proof of some evil plan and who can blame him really.

Shakes is just as childish and Skarra's just as insuffrable.

Slowly both pairs get more used to eachother but they don't show it.

Spenza is real good with kids though and Dee appriciates a good mystery story. Begrudging Spenza Dee friendship anyone?

They like to bring eachother flowers because that's what normal couples do, right?

Both praise themselves on being the only one (?) able to understand the other, they also love showing off their partner

Skarra is a legs guy, he also appriciates a nice pair of lips, Shakes is more into the shoulders he can lean on and the ass he can slap.

The teams FREAKED when they found out Supa Strikas were all like 'Ha-Ha nice one Shakes/say sike rn/ c'mon dude tell me ur smarter than that!' Klaus thought it was the ultuimate enemies to lovers story.

İ.U was more of a 'HAH you owe me thirty bucks assmunch/Saw that one coming/well this ought to be interesting'.

Nicknames are:. Bro + every insult ever with like a honey thrown in during a tender moment.

NSFW:

Okay so y'all are gonna come at me for this but thesse guys bone like conservative 70 year olds, despite both having play boy type personalitys they never quite got it up.

Both are all talk and a wobbly walk basically.

They think having the lights off is kinky, Skarra has a thing for hair pulling he tried once and they had to stop just so he could pull his fingers out of that bird nest. Shakes is madly into hickies both giving and receiving.

First time happened after the first argument prolly not a good mindset to roll in the hay with but i think we should accept the fact that they'll never have a perfectly non-toxic relationship.

Biggest turn offs are: oral since they like to run their mouths and bondage because *vauge gesture*.

Skarra has red LED lights in his bedroom Shakes refuses to woo-hoo while they're on.

I won't lie but I have to agree with this.

Sayonara ~

Few of my fave creator gap moe

Reverse is appealing as well

My dinosaur tattoo. This is not permanent.

I am at my mom's village.

Sayonara ~

Hey guys 👋😊. Guess what? It's my birthday today. 24 September!!!! Eeeeekkkkk now I am... Forget that.

I'm, so happy happy. I'm, so happy happy!!!

Sayonara ~

Well, this is the end. U probably have a problem with the reading cause the parts got jumbled soooooo, I am very sorry for that. And also, during the assembly when our PE teacher was saying for the second time that without a reason u shouldn't clap, a boy clapped. At first he got scolded by the PE teachers, then the principal. All the teachers got scared. I could it properly. So for now, Sayonara ~