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(...) tajemnicę należy chronić - może nie zawsze rozumieć, ale jednak chronić.

- Hipis [Paulo Coelho]

ronin and derreth get married 

Ninjago as Thomas Sanders Vines- Part 2:

Best Buy Employee: It’ll print anything

Jay looking at a 3D Printer: It’ll print anything?

Best Buy Employee: Anything

Jay with a pizza in his hands: I’M IN THE FUTURE

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Cole as a dad: Honey look, there’s nothing under your bed you got nothing to be afraid of–*looks under bed* Something moved.

Cole’s other kid, peeking through the door: Daddy will you say good night to me?

Cole in bed with his daughter: GO SAVE YOURSELF

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Kai: I just don’t understand people, I can’t talk to them

Dog: *whimpers questionably*

Kai: Right! You understand me you sassy lassy, get over here *hugs the dog*

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Kai: Story time!

Kai to a mom and her baby: The lad decided to do the honorable thing and share his treat with Mother

Baby: *shoves ice cream cone against mom’s mouth*

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Jay: Mr. Mime, go!

Jay in the foyer: Use barrier

Nya: *runs into plastic wall*

Jay in the boys’ room: Use barrier

Cole: *trips over short plastic wall*

Jay in the front yard: Use barrier

Lloyd: *trips through plastic wall*

Jay: *laughing*

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Kai singing and grabbing Skylor and getting down on one knee: IIIII KNOOOW YOUUUUU YOU LIIKED MY INSTAGRAM PIC LAST NIIIGHT! Kiss me!

Skylor: *giggling and pulling away* Kai!

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Kai: Story time!

Kai to Nya and Jay playing golf: They were having a wonderful time, when all of a sudden a DUCK! *pointing to the sky* Flew above them, and it was majestic and beautiful

Nya and Jay after flinching: *laughing*

Nya: Really?!

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Cole: Story time!

Cole while Kai is talking with the others: HOW does it feel for the narrator to become narrated?

Kai, flinching and then laughing: Very awkward!

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Jay: YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!

Ronin, pausing: No one told you life was gonna be this wayyy

Jay: *Claps four times* Oh come on! *while being handcuffed* Seriously?

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Kai: Story time!

Kai to Cole: The young man sat there drinking his grape juice

Cole, immediately standing up and walking off: Leave me alone

Kai: I am a god, Cole. *Chasing Cole* YOU WILL BEND TO MY WILL!

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Jay: Disney Pranks, with Friends!

Jay: *Presses the “speed up” button while Lloyd is on a treadmill*

Lloyd: Wait no dude *laughing*

Jay: I can go the distance! *laughing*

Ninjago as Thomas Sanders Vines- Part 1:

(Nya and Kai at School)

Nya: Did you remember everything?

Kai: Yes

Nya: Did you put on deodorant?

Kai: It’s not that bad! Look! *raises his arm*

Entire Student Body: *screams and collapses*

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Cole: It’s funny, you know, the sweetest thing on this menu–is you

Drive-Thru lady at Burger King: *laughing hysterically*

Cole: Ooh, she likes me

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Kai: Storytime!

Kai to Edna and Skylor: It was common law that a flower be presented to the loveliest lass- *handing a flower to Skylor*

Edna: *takes the flower* Ooh, and of course, that’s me!

Kai: *laughing*

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Jay as a teacher after holiday: Alright, who’s happy to be back?

Brad: Absolutely no one

Jay leaning over his desk: Me neither let’s get the heck outta here

Jay: *Driving a packed car full of students*

Left Out Student: *Running after the car*

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Employer: Why do you want this job?

Lloyd: Because…please

Employer: Do you have a resume?

Lloyd: Sure do *hands him a blank paper with the word “please”*

Employer: Any references?

Misako over the phone: PLEASE

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Skylor: While you were gone you missed three exams

Jay: Really?

Skylor: And twenty homework assignments

Jay: Okay, I’m gonna be right back

Jay, narrating: Then I flew myself right into the sun

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Kai: Storytime!

Kai to Misako: Just like all the other flowers in this garden, she was JUST as exquisite

Misako: Pfft, Shut up!

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Jay: Sandslash go!

Jay to Nya, who’s sunbathing on a towel: Use earthquake

The other four boys: *shake her towel around with her still laying on it*

Nya: *screaming*

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Jay on the phone with an Apple Employee:

Apple Employee: Welcome to Apple Care, this is Jamie here–

Jay: To talk to a customer, please press- 1.

Jamie:

Jay:

Phone: *beep*

Jay: *gasping*

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Principal: Your son has a problem

Ray: Oh really? How so?

Principal, flipping a slide: As you can see here-

Slide: Mr. Greenfield has a big butt.

Ray, putting down a computer device: HAHA! WE GOT HIM LET’S GO!

Ray and Kai: *bolting out the office door*

come in, come in please make yourself at home

“Co za społeczeństwo! Rzygać mi się chce na taką zakłamaną kulturę, gdzie człowieka ocenia się po wyglądzie i po tym, co ma na sobie.”

— Ja, hipis - narkoman [A. Kaczkowski, B. Traczewski]

“Nikt nie narzuci mi swoich poglądów, będę żył tak, jak będę chciał, choćby to miało być marne życie.”

— Ja, hipis - narkoman [A. Kaczkowski, B. Traczewski]

Teachers !

Yes I haven’t slept in 24 hours and this was purely done on impulse and raw desire of a 9 year old who wanted to look like a LEGO

Drawing morro is so fun wh